Angelina Jolie and her twins were released from the hospital early Saturday morning.

The family slipped out of Nice's Lenval Hospital at 4 A.M., avoiding the paparazzi crush that has been surrounding their stay.

Knox and Viv are said to be doing well.

We shall see them shortly enough!

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'80s hasbeen Corey Feldman celebrated his wife's 40th birthday at The Bank in Las Vegas on Friday night.

1) Check your gloss before you walk down the red carpet to make sure your lips don't look like you've been sucking Maggie Gyllenhaal's asshole.

and

2) Never borrow your clothes from Michael Jackson's closet*.

*Unless it's his fabulous Peter Pan outfit that you wanna wear at the Halloween party. That's acceptable.

"I love Samantha. She's like a child to me. They're great friends and as long as my daughter is happy and healthy, it is what it is."

- Dina Lohan, to reporters on Thursday, about daughter LezLo's relationship with saMAN Ronson

[Image via WENN.]

The Dark Knight continues to shatter record on its way to what is likely to be the biggest 3 day opening in U.S. box office history.

The movie already set a new benchmark for biggest take from midnight showings - it made $18.4 million, surpassing the $16.9 million record previously set by Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith.

Now, the new Batman film has surpassed Spider-Man 3's $59.8 million to have the biggest grossing day in North American box office history EVER.

The Dark Knight took in $66.4 million yesterday.

We should know by tomorrow morning whether it sets the 3-day record, but it's looking like a big YES.

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The Los Angeles Times just ran this very interesting article about LezLo and saMAN Ronson and why the mainstream media has taken the unusual step of "outing" them and their same-sex relationship.

Naturally, Lohan refused to comment for the article, though her publicist did say that Lindsay "wants to keep her private life private."

Uh huh!

What's especially interesting, though, is that editors of Us Weekly, People and Page Six all declined to comment for the article.

But, thankfully, Perez did speak!

Perez Hilton, whose website perezhilton.com regularly exposes perceived inconsistencies and hypocrisies in famous people and institutions, has also found himself wondering about this subject. "I've been fascinated by the reluctance of anyone in the mainstream media to talk on the record about the issue," Hilton said in an interview. "Most of these big media organizations — still to this day — have an unwritten policy against, quote, 'outing' people.

"What's especially interesting to me is that the publication that first jumped on the Lindsay-and-Samantha relationship bandwagon . . . is People magazine! And People magazine, of all the celebrity weeklies, is the tamest, the most celebrity-friendly and the most by-the-book. I'm fascinated by why they're doing it. I'm not saying it's a bad thing, it's just surprising to me."

So why won't People — or US or Page Six — say why Lohan and Ronson's relationship is different than other same-sex celebrity relationships that they ignore? "Maybe because they have no good explanation for it," Hilton said.

Ronson also refused to comment for the article.

We're sure she's THRILLED we spoke, though!

Click here to read the whole piece.

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He's alive!

The seemingly retired rapper has been MIA for a few years now.

But, no worries - reports are that Slim Shady is about to begin working on his first new album since 2004!

A protege of Slim Shady's, Bishop Lamont, says Eminem is excited to be working on the project.

He's apparently "got a lot to get off his chest."

Lamont also said that Eminem was "emotionally devastated" following the killing of his friend and rapper Proof back in 2006.

He is now channeling his feelings into his music.

Lamont says, “He went through what he had to go through, and now he’s been able to take all the pain and stress and put it out in his music."

So what happened between 2004-2006?

Why didn't do he produce anything during that time? Or 2007????

No news yet on when the new album will be released.

We can wait. We can definitely wait.

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Tom Cruise's career is on the decline and he doesn't seem to know it!

According to a new report, Tommy boy lost the lead role in Columbia's pix flick Edwin A. Salt.

What? Why would someone turn down Tom Cruise???

Well, producers didn't want to pay the fee Tom was demanding.

Looks like Hollywood doesn't think he's worth the $20 million per pic he used to get!

The studio is supposedly eyeing Tom's friend Will Smith as the man to take on the lead.

Aw…will that spark a lover's quarrel?

[Image via WENN.]

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CLICK HERE to check out the new trailer for Terminator 4: Salvation.

Thoughts?????

Drama!

Sources say things on The Who reunion tour aren't going well.

Frontman Roger Daltry and guitarist Pete Townshend are supposedly not getting along.

Amongst other beef between the two, Townshend supposedly wants to try out some of the new stuff he's written on the road, whereas Daltry thinks they should stick to the classics.

But, with the tour expected to make $100 million, anything and everything's being done to keep it together. Here's how they're doing it:

- The two rockers must have separate dressing rooms on opposite ends of the hallway.

- There will be no conversation between the two of them either before or after performances. "They will basically show up, play, and leave," reveals the insider.

- They must have separate travel arrangements, separate hotel accommodations, as well as separate staffing.

Crazy!

A friend of ours reports that the The Who ended their VH1 Rock Honors performance a little weird on Saturday.

After the last song, while Roger Daltry was saying 'thank you' to the crowd, Pete Townshend hurriedly walked off stage.

When Daltry realized he was on stage sans Townshend, he shrugged his shoulders to the crowd before scurrying off.

Now it's coming together.

Interesting!

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Who would ever have pictured the Fonz from Happy Days as a classical actor?

Well, while not busy appearing at your local car show, Henry Winkler will now be joining the British Milton Keynes Theatre as Captain Hook for this year's pantomime, Peter Pan.

The Fonz in pantomime Peter Pan!

Does that sound appealing to anyone other than Michael Jackson????

Winkler is one of the first American stars to ever be cast in a British pantomime by First Family Entertainment.

Milton Keynes Theatre's Chief Executive Officer, Elizabeth Adlington, said "We are extremely privileged that such an iconic international star will be enjoying the family pantomime tradition here in Milton Keynes, and I look forward to welcoming him to our theatre".

Winkler adds, "Being in panto equals joy, and playing Captain Hook gives me joy. How great to share this fantastic adventure with the audience in Milton Keynes."

The show will premier this December 5th through January 18th.

If we're in England during the holidays, we might just have to drop on by.

NOT!

[Image via Milton Keynes.]

Talk about bad luck.

Veteran Hollywood actress Debbie Reynolds has just lost her 75-foot boat.

The ship sunk near Jacksonville, FL in the St. Johns River.

Apparently, there was severe deterioration on the side of the boat which created a large enough hole to sink it in about 10 minutes.

Reynolds had paid $350,000 for her boat, The Jean Marie.

The boat also contained about $100,000 worth of valuable antiques when it sank last week.

It had to be removed by a crane this Wednesday from the river.

Thankfully everyone is ok.

Debbie's gonna have to hit the casino circuit hard to get a new boat!

[Image via WENN.]

While Kim Kardashian's ass is prominently on display on the cover of the new Keeping Up With the Kardashians DVD, poor Chyna is the only family member not prominently featured.

They practically cut her off!

Don't they know Khloe is the real star of that show???

As we told Gossip On The Go subscribers first…

Lance Bass has a new special someone in her life.

However, an insider reveals exclusively to PerezHilton.com that the new boy toy has some major baggage!

Lance's new guy is a Brazilian personal trainer named Sebastian Leal.

BUT, Sebastian is married to an American gal named Jessica Gannon.

Don't worry! Lance is not a homewrecker.

Our source says that Sebastian and Jess probably married so Sebastian could stay in the US of A and get his green card. Miss American wifey is a lesbian!!

Well, Jessica supposedly wants to divorce Sebastian so she can marry her lesbian partner (which she can now do in the Golden state…yay!).

That's bad news for Lance's Brazilian hottie.

The snitch says he's not a naturalized citizen yet so divorce could equal bye bye green card.

Could Lance step up to the plate and marry him so he can stay????

Uncle Sam would probably say no to that since he filed his initial green card application under false pretenses.

Yikes!

Khloe Kardashian was released from jail on Friday afternoon.

She had checked in earlier that day.

The drunk driving sister was originally sentenced to 30 days in the slammer.

She barely spent THREE hours there. 173 minutes was the exact time Khloe spent locked up.

Celebrity justice, gotta love it!

The official word from the L.A. Sheriff's department, though, is that Khloe was released because female inmates are eligible for early release due to overcrowding. Apparently, there's only one female jail in Los Angeles and it's "busting at the seams."

So, if you're a lady criminal, L.A. is the city to come and do your damage. The consequences aren't that bad!

Looks like winning that Edward R. Murrow has given Katie Couric a little bit of job security.

Despite most industry experts predicting that she would leave her post as the anchor of the CBS Evening News after the presidential election, Katie just told TV critics assembled for a CBS press tour, “We have no plans to part company anytime soon. There were a lot of speculative pieces that have been spun out of control. I’m very committed to the people and here and the product. I think [the rumors are] dying down considerable. I can’t control what media writers write. Sometimes we live in a bit of an echo chamber. I think people in your room are more fascinated by these things than people in real world. I spend every day focused on doing the best job I can. What I’m focused on and how I can serve 5 million viewers.”

CBS News president Sean McManus went on to say, "It’s not a discussion at CBS. We’re focused on doing our doing our day-to-day jobs."

Despite all the shitty ratings????

We'll have to suffer with her for a while longer.

Warner Brothers has had an amazing Friday morning!

The box office numbers are in and….

The Dark Knight shattered the record previously set by Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith for most moolah made from midnight screenings.

The highly anticipated new Batman flick made a staggering $18.4 million 'overnight'.

DAYUM! $18 million big ones for JUST midnight shows in one night?!

Hollywood's now waiting to see if Dark Knight will beat Spider-Man 3's opening day record of $59.84 million and the all-time best opening weekend record of $151.11 million (also set by Spider-Man 3).

Looks like it probably will to us!

Ashton Kutcher is set to be one of the executive producers on ABC's new game show Opportunity Knocks.

Yea, cuz we all know what a big hit Pop Fiction on E! turned out to be.

During a recent panel at the Television Critics Association for the new ABC show, Kutcher said, "You can succeed without hurting people. I believe that you always have to have compassion before you have judgment. And then any time you have judgment without compassion, it will fall apart."

Say what?????

The actor and "producer" went on and on and on with more drivel like that.

He adds, "You might get a big pop really quick, but that energy will dissolve. So we always try to instill some universal compassion into the shows that we do.”

Compassion? We're guessing like the compassion shown on Punk'd?

As for coming up with the idea for the show, he says, “I don’t believe anybody owns ideas. We’re blessed with being able to manage ideas in our lives.”

What the hell does he mean?

And in regard to getting local residents' permission to shoot a game show, Kutcher said, “Contrary to popular belief, the human condition is actually a positive one. If you present somebody with an easy opportunity to help somebody else, for the most part people will accept it — as long as it’s easy."

He's so poetic all of a sudden!

But the best quote comes in regards to other actors complaining about the popularity of reality shows.

To that, Kutcher says, “Have you ever sat at a dinner table and somebody set down a big cake, the dessert you really, really want, and you sort of start watching people take the pieces and it starts dwindling down and you start to get a little worried. ‘Am I going to get my piece?’"

He's a piece of work!

Continues Kutcher, "And you have all this anxiety as to whether or not you’re going to get your piece until you see the guy come out of the kitchen with another cake and it makes you go, ‘oh, it’s okay.’ And that all those actors that are sort of bitching about reality TV taking away their money or their jobs, I think that there’s another cake coming and they’ll be fine.”

Damn. Now we're hungry.

Will U watch Kutcher's new show?

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

It's Betty from the Block!

America Ferrrera and her Ugly Betty costars have relocated to NYC to shoot the upcoming season of the show.

On Thursday, the cast and crew took part in an Ugly Betty Block Party in Queens. On 92nd Street, between Elmhurst Avenue and Roosevelt Avenue - to be exact.

Represent!

Isn't America looking fresh-faced and lovely?

[Photo via Getty Images.]

Why are so many of your politicians fucked up idiots????

"Yeah….I went through my expiramental stage in my 20's where I was loving women up. I actually think it's a right of passage. But there's some great growth and healing for me in dating a man"

- Alanis Morissette, on her previous lesbian dalliances

[Image via Allure.]

We love the British!

According to a new report, 9 British women were facing prostitution charges after being arrested at the weekend for taking part in a blow job competition on the Greek island of Zakynthos.

The 'ladies' had been paid to take part in the competition, which was video recorded and was to be posted on the Internet, said local police.

Six British and six Greek men, including two bar owners, were also charged in the incident. They were cited for encouraging obscene behavior.

Dayum! That's some competition!

How were the ladies judged?

The Queen must be so proud of her subjects!!

[Image via WENN.]

We mentioned last month that Barbie's parent company, Mattel, went to court for control of the Bratz doll empire.

Well, on Thursday Mattel was declared the winner of the ownership case.

The billion dollar Bratz franchise may be in the hands of Barbie soon!

The Barbie folks were able to prove to the jury that the guy who 'created' Bratz was properly under contract at Mattel when he 'birthed' the dolls, so the ho dolls 'rightfully' belong to them.

Lessons learned — read/understand your employment contracts well, y'all!

Big busine$$ takes no prisoners!

[Barbie image via WENN.]

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The sexiness that is Carrot Top flexes his bulging bicep as he leaves Dan Tanna's restaurant in West Hollywood on Thursday. Any boys want a piece of him?

[Image by Josephine Santos via Pacific Coast News Online.]

Anne Hathaway's loser ex, Raffaello Follieri, is about to make a deal with prosecutors.

With his bail at $21 million, the crooked Follieri has been behind bars since June 24th, when he was arrested.

The scumbag stole millions of dollars from investors.

How?

He said he worked for the Vatican and would supposedly give them first grabs on flipping Catholic Church Properties. He is also being accused of stealing up to $6 million from his investment firm and wasting it on himself, Anne, and a luxurious lifestyle.

If convicted of wire fraud and money laundering, Follieri could spend up to nine years in year.

But now, Assistant US attorney Jennifer Burns has confirmed that "Follieri is in plea discussions."

So if he takes a plea deal, he could be looking at five to six years!

As for Follierir's lawyer, Flora Edwards, she's surprised to hear of any plea talks.

She says, "I'm certainly not saying that, and I'm not sure it's appropriate. As far as I'm concerned, we're looking forward to our day in court."

Let's hope he spends a lot of time in jail thinking about what he's done.

And hopefully everyone can get some of their money back.

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

Steamy!

The new ads for Gossip Girl, pushing the envelope on purpose.

Titillating or tired????

Would you let your tween watch this show???

Lindsay Lohan's fashion partnerships are going in the same direction as her acting career.

D-O-W-N!

According to Nylon magazine, Lohan's the new face of Italian clothing company Fornarina.

That's so below the last Italian fashion house she worked with — Miu Miu.

At least Linds has saMAN's love in her life!

[Image via WENN.]

Fergie Ferg has just been cast in Rob Marshall's feature film adaptation of the musical Nine for The Weinstein Company.

Other female leads in the musical already include Kate Hudson (eek!), Penelope Cruz, Sophia Loren and Nicole Kidman.

The musical is set around the women in the life of the main character Guido Contini.

Guido's role will be played by Daniel Day-Lewis.

The original Nine opened on Broadway back in 1982.

The last time Fergie "acted" was in the remake of Poseidon.

That ship sank. Let's hope this one doesn't too!

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Michael Verdugo, a Hollywood, FL police officer has been placed on administrative leave this past Wednesday.

Some of you might recognize this hunky piece of man meat!

Officer Verdugo, also known as Mikey V., was a recent contestant on HGTV's Design Star.

But that's not the reason for his forced leave.

Turns out the hottie cop is said to have appeared in a 1996 gay bondage film, called Rope Rituals.

The film was apparently made 5 years before he joined the police force back in 2001.

Hollywood Police have only said, ”Verdugo has been placed on administrative leave with pay pending the outcome of a fact-finding Internal Affairs investigation."

As for Verdugo's attorney, Al Milian, he claims "My client has done nothing wrong. He has served the community of Hollywood with honor and distinction for over 10 years. The only reason someone would criticize my client is that he publicly has a different lifestyle."

Milian adds, "My client has done absolutely nothing wrong. Nothing unethical. Nothing to bring discredit upon his police department, except serve his community.”

The 34 year old Verdugo has not been accused of any crime as of yet, which he shouldn't be.

And if it does turn out that he was the same guy in the gay porn video, the faces are the same as well as identical tattoos, then so what?

That doesn't take away from his ability to function as a cop.

And interestingly enough, back in 2007 the Broward-Palm Beach New Times published a story describing Verdugo's problems within his police department after it was discovered he was gay following a disturbance involving him and his partner, another Hollywood cop.

Milian adds, ”When you're gay in America and involved in the military or law enforcement, it hasn't gone to a level playing field. That's coming from someone who served 18 years in the reserves.”

Is it illegal to be a cop and have a porn past???

Pish posh!

Khloe Kardashian turned herself in to the cops on Friday to begin serving her jail sentence.

And bitch showed up in full drag queen makeup!

You know she was practicing her mug shot at home.

She looks great!

Mimi is among us!

Mariah Carey went shopping in Malibu on Thursday.

The newlywed was accompanied by husband Nick Cannon on an expedition for new furniture.

While she sipped on champaign, he drank his Jamba Juice - like a good boy does!

[Image via Buzz Foto.]

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CLICK HERE to watch George Clooney's new ad for Martini.

It's funny, charming and debonaire - just like him!

There's a warrant out for Pete Doherty's arrest.

Shock! Gasp!

According to reports, Dopehead was due to appear in court Thursday to answer allegations of criminal damage.

He is accused of chasing a woman into a shop after she took a photo of him and then girlfriend Irina Lazareanu in August 2007.

Dopey is now expected to appear before the magistrate next week…unless the cops get him first.

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

We mentioned last month that Avril Lavigne's "hard core fans" were on a mission to make her video for the song Girlfriend the most played ever on YouTube.

Well, as of Friday morning, Team Avril toppled the now former #1 spot holder, the Evolution of Dance video, with 92,696,978 views.

BUT, Douchette Supremo's video didn't get there by legit means!

As we've previously reported - and corroborated by Wired - a website was created to automatically play the Girlfriend video every 15 seconds. Avril's fans inflated her play counts, propelling her vid to "most viewed" ever.

Avril's "Band Aids" plan to use this shady tactic til her vid gets to the 100 million views mark, the first-ever to do so on YouTube.

YouTube's policy is to remove videos from the most-played section if they discover that their view count system has been gamed.

Why haven't they done that??????

YouTube still has April's video listed in the site's "most viewed of all time" category.

Wired went on to reveal that YouTube has probably turned a blind eye to Avril's shadiness because the site's making advertising money off of the fake views.

Shady Lavigne's manager revealed the following at a business conference in London on Thursday:
"there's about a $2 million check waiting for her for all her YouTube plays."

Douchette and her managers are getting a cut of YouTube advertising sales money! Money they didn't even get by legit means!

We hope the shadily earned money is going to a charity.

[Image via WENN.]

An eyewitness reports exclusively to PerezHilton.com that Project Runway season 4 contestant Rami Kashou was attacked at West Hollywood hotspot The Abbey late Thursday evening.

Rami was supposedly hit in the face with a glass bottle.

Our source says Rami was quite bloodied up and taken away by ambulance to a local hospital.

Scary.

A spokesperson for The Abbey confirmed to us that an 'incident' took place and that "The Abbey's staff is fully cooperating with police as they investigate this matter."

[Image by Faye Sadou via WENN.]

That didn't take long!

Since news broke that he and Emily Blunt ended their relationship, Michael Buble has not sat at home moping.

The Canadian crooner already has a new lady friend!

Her name is Heather Fogarty, and she's some American musician we've never heard of.

She kinda looks like Audrina from The Hills dontcha think???

[Images by AK/PUNKD Images.]

What sellouts!

Sarah Jessica Parker must have some good PR people. That or some good attorneys!

If you recall, last year Maxim magazine named her the most "Unsexiest Woman" of the year.

Amy Winehouse came in at #2.

And while we don't agree that SJPeePee should have been named #1 (that honor should have gone to Kristen Dunst or Avril Lavigne), the Sex & The City star is definitely in the Top 5!

Parker said she was truly hurt by that award. Calling the insult "brutal."

And now, the magazine is trying to kiss ass with the 43 year old.

Maxim has decided to name her this year's "Unexpected Crush."

Hah!

The award will be announced in the August issue next month.

Lying doesn't get you far!

[Image via WENN.]

Kelly Osbourne poses with her boyfriend, Luke Worrell, at the Sephora 10th anniversary party in NYC on Thursday night.

Yes, he's a model.

Some folks call him the boy Agyeness Deyn.

We just call him dreamy!

[Photo via Getty Images.]

That was quick!

The Daily Mirror reports that Sluttyiena Miller and Balthazar Getty are ALREADY planning on moving in together.

A 'source' told the rag, "Before they went on holiday Sienna was staying over at Balti's place all the time. His wife and four children had moved out so they took full advantage…She doesn't really want to move into the family home because of all the history with his ex wife, so they are planning to buy somewhere new. But her friends are worried she's rushing into it."

The adulterous duo are currently apart. Slutty is in London and Getty reportedly stayed in Italy to celebrate the birthday of one of his four kids.

Was Sienna not invited to the party?

[Images via WENN.]