So there’s a lot of speculation about Breaking Dawn by Stephenie Meyer.

However, with positive feedback, comes negative feedback.  So Meyer fans, and haters are you ready for Midnight Sun? It’s Edwards’s version of the Twilight saga.   Most of you hardcore readers have been engulfed in the saga to only know Bella’s and just recently Jacob’s perspecitives of the way things are.   But we never really understood the way Edward saw things.

 Midnight Sun is Stephenie’s next project. What are we to expect?  In the beginning of Twilight, Bella didn’t know Edward, so what will Edward’s story be like?  Another thing to look forward to is the part where Edwards acted like he hated Bella.  I am way excitied to read his thoughts about his first encounters with Bella.  I agree with other critics, his first day at Forks High School would be much more interesting then Bella’s.

So you know what guys, lets cut the bullshit- Why don’t I just let you read Midnight Sun chapter one. Click here . Post your thoughts, I’d really love that.

These celebrities were born on August 7:

Charlize Theron is hot and 33.
Wayne Knight is 53.
Rachel York is 37.
Abbie Cornish is 26.
Garrison Keillor is 66.

I can’t believe I’m about to say this…Paris Hilton………..*drumroll*  rocks.

That being said, find out why by clicking HERE to view her rebuttal to McCain’s ad. Remember? The one with Obama being identified as Britney and Paris.  I thought it was classic when she pointed out the energy proposal that she would be willing to undertake while in the White House.

McCain: 0. Obama: 0. Paris: 1.

I believe everything Anderson Cooper says.

If he said aliens are about to invade my pool, I would make some pina coladas for my guests. That’s the bond I share with that man!  Well, Cooper was filling in for Regis Philben on Live!, Tuesday morning when he took a stab at Ali Lohan saying:

“[Ali] is a 14-year-old girl,  looks to be about 60… I say that with concern and love. She allegedly wants to be a singer and or actor-slash-performer of some sort, striptease person, i don’t know.”

You just got to love the guy for speaking the truth.   But bitchassness sprung about when Dina Lohan told Ok! Magazine:  “People are just cruel! This is bad karma for him.”

Bitch please, you don’t even know the origins of karma.  You probably can’t distinguish good between bad because you’ve never experienced either since it doesn’t give a flying f*** about you or your dumbass family.

Anderson Cooper for the win.

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Congratulations to Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz who are expecting their first child.

Jenna has attempted to get pregnant during her previous marriage however she suffered a miscarriage. I wonder how their baby will look. Tito looks like a Koala Bear and Jenna..well she’s one of the hottest women out there.

Hopefully things will run smoothly during this pregnancy and we can only wish her and her hubby the best.

Are we attempting to play God?

It’s  apparent that the idea of cloning has been at an exponential increase.  And now it’s made history in the category of the first commercial cloning.  South Korean biotechnologists have cloned a pitbull terrier with the genetic material salvaged from it’s frozen ears.  Quite an advancement for science.

But what was the story behind this epic event?  Bernann Mckinney, a former starlet paid these South Korean scientists $50,000 to clone her deceased dog Booger.  I’m not sure whether to be disgusted behind the motivation of these scientists or to be completely astounded that some idiot would be $50,000 to bring her dead dog ” back to life”.

However, because of this I really do hope South Korean scientists will consider cloning things that are more necessary to humans..such as organs.  Some may argue that cloning should never come across anyone’s mind because we are human, not God.

I’m not so sure that I agree with that- but I know that numerous people would set their ethics aside to save a life by creating these clones of organs.

Then again the power of cloning could be abused. Whose to write the rules and regulations of what’s to be cloned and the reasoning behind it?

These celebrities were born on August 6:

M. Night Shyamalan is 38.
Michelle Yeoh is 46.
Marisa Miller is 30.
Adrianne Curry is 26.
Catherine Hicks is 57.
Ever Carradine is 34.
Melissa George is 32.

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For the past couple of years I thought that my Porsche could only run on Premium gas.

Now these bitches are telling me my precious porsche can run on regular. NY times had the scoop when it came to this realization by those smart ass scientists. The benefits of switching from premium to regular is that it can save several dollars on each tankful, saving 30 cents a gallon-according to AAA.

They lied to us when they stated that using gasoline containing lower octane rating would eff up your car. It is now a fact that nearly all automobiles sold in the US since the 1990’s are able to smoothly run on regular-grade-87-octane gasoline . This could have been handy to me…for the past couple of months. For all those racers out there, the seven-horsepower difference is less than 2 percent.

Not so bad when you’re saving dough.

Nick Jonas and Selena Gomez are so silly.

They should just come out with their relationship.  Everyone’s rooting for them, except skanky ass Miley Cyrus.  She’s probably going to write a song or post a youtube video of how much she hates life or something.  What a effing weirdo.  Well here’s the evidence of the relationship between Selena and Nick:

Selena Gomez on Twist magazine:

“I had dinner on the beach with a crush and there were lights on the palm trees! Then, went walking on the beach, and after that we slow danced. Wait, it gets better. While we were slow dancing…my crush and I had our first kiss! And after it, I leaned back and I said, ‘You cheated.’ And he said, ‘Why’ and I said, ‘I don’t kiss on the first date.’ Then he said, ‘Well, I never really play by the rules.’ I was waiting for a a director to say, ‘Cut’ I was like, ‘Are we shooting this right now?”

Nick told Girl’s Life magazine:

“On one date, the girl said to me, ‘I don’t kiss on the first date.’ So I said, ‘I don’t follow the rules.’” The brothers high-five to that one. “Ooooh! It was so good!”

Aw.  Well, they probably didn’t realize they’d use the same story. Good luck to the both of them! And DOWN WITH MILEY CYRUS!

These celebrities were born on August 5:

Neil Armstrong is 78.
Johnathan Silverman is 42.
Pat Smear is 43.
Loni Anderson is 63.
Tawny Kitaen is 47.
Mauren McCormick is 52.
Erika Slezak is 62.

I was always under the impression that The Hills was a bunch of bull shit.

Audrina Patridge’s official website only confirms the obvious. Check this out from her website:

 Living a stone’s throw away from the MTV production of “The Hills”, Audrina was spotted sunbathing by the pool and asked by a producer if she would like to join the cast. She happily accepted her role as the dear friend of Lauren Conrad and Heidi Montag in what was sure to be the beginning of her enticing career.

Ahh, I love the truth.  I wonder if Lauren is crying or some shit. That girl must be crying, since she follows the script like it’s her effing life.  I wish MTV was a little more honest with their shows.

I think that The Hills needs more violence though.  That would shoot up the ratings.  Maybe Heidi and Lauren will have a fighting scene after they shoot angry glances at each other.

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Breaking miserable news.

TMZ has reported that the ever so famous 71-year-old Morgan Freeman has been involved in a serious car accident in Mississippi late last night around 11:30. He was airlifted from the scene to a Memphis, TN hospital.

State troopers have said that Morgan was talking when they arrived on the scene last night, so thank god he wasn’t suffering from brain damage. I really hope that everyone involved in the accident make its out okay and recovers as soon as possible.

WE NEED YOU MORGAN FREEMAN..TO NARRATE OUR LIVES!!!

They’re just a bunch of greedy fools.

Wal-fart is a disgrace to the human race.  Low prices my ass.  I went to JcPenny and their shit was better quality and less expensive. Screw that smiley face, it’s just a marketing technique to trap millions of naive consumers.

Anywho, Wal-Mart Stores Inc. is unfortunately the world’s largest retailer.  Because of that, they feel that they are God or something.  And since they’re “God”- there have been accusations that they are mandating their employees to vote agaisnt the Democrats.

Some of you are gasping and thinking- BLASPHEMY! THIS IS BULL SHIT! Take into consideration that if the Democrats do win in November, there will be a bill passed to make it easier for workers to unionize.  This measure would be called the Employee Free Choice Act and it would allow labor organizations to unionize workplaces without secret ballot elections. Meaning no one gets screwed over by the ass holes in Wal-mart.

This is just outrageous, but not shocking. I knew that one day Wal-mart’s secrets would be spilled. I was expecting some sort of a book, but this will do.

Holy halfbreeds.

I just finished Stephenie Meyer’s Breaking Dawn.  I think I’m going to go cry now.  If you haven’t read the books from the Twilight saga, now would be a good time to jump off a cliff or pick up the books.

I don’t care how you feel about vampires or mythological creatures: this book is for everyone.  It’s not as ornamented as the Harry Potter series, but it’s def. a little more realistic.  Not only that, it’s much more passionate.  Anyone could relate to at least one of the characters.

The book was incredible.  It surpassed all my expectations and it felt like an emotional rollercoaster. I don’t know what ending could have topped it. It was everything I dreamed of and more . I recommend this book to anyone who wants to enter a world of risk, danger, and passion.

If you need a mini vacation from your life, read this series.  You’ll absolutely be craving for more books like this one.

These celebrities were born on August 4:

Barack Obama is 47.
Billy Bob Thornton is 53.
Cole and Dylan Sprouse are 16.
Daniel Dae Kim is 40.
Jeff Gordon is 37.
Lauren Tom is 47.
Roger Clemens is 46.

Johnny Depp might become the villan in the next Batman.

I’ve always respected Johnny Depp.  He is quite a remarkable actor who surpasses the expectations of critics. Rumor has it that he is being offered the role as the Riddler.  We can recall that Jim Carrey played the last Riddler in 1995.  But the new Batman movies have a darker sense to them, less neon lights-so there is a fat chance that Depp’s character will have a deeper character.

 Why do I think this?  Take a look at the Joker.  Jack Nicholson’s Joker had a sense of humour that wasn’t as dark as Heath Ledger’s character.  The joker from the recent Batman movie was a little more roughed up as the Joker from the previous movie had more qualities of a clown.  Yet, both actors did an incredible job in perfecting the role.

 So we can expect that Johnny Depp is going to be an incredible riddler.  He’s shown us his theatrical side by being part of Willy Wonka and some Tim Burton movies. 

Good Luck!

These celebrities were born on August 1:

Ashley Parker Angel is 26.
Coolio is 45.
Dom DeLuise is 75.
Adam Duritz is 44.
Chuck D is 47.

And like every MLB player…money comes before the game.  (Unless you’re A-Rod..then you want sexy time with Madonna before the game)

Manny Ramirez joined the dark side on Thursday.  No no, he did not join the Yankees…that would be like joining shit. He joined piss instead- Dodgers.  What the f*** was he thinking?  Many a Boston Red Sox Fan is taking off their cap and slamming it on the ground and bursting into tears….

“During my years here I’ve seen how they [the Red Sox] have mistreated other great players when they didn’t want them to try to turn the fans against them,” Ramirez said in an interview with ESPNdeportes.com

“The Red Sox did the same with guys like Nomar Garciaparra and Pedro Martinez, and now they do the same with me. Their goal is to paint me as the bad guy,” Ramirez added. “I love Boston fans, but the Red Sox don’t deserve me. I’m not talking about money. Mental peace has no price and I don’t have peace here.”

Holy hell.  He just dissed the Red Sox. What the eff are we going to do now? Mayhem I tell you, mayhem.  So Jason Bay is going to step into the picture..let’s see what he’s capable of.  And stop bitching Manny, the Red Sox made your ass…(no not the Cleveland Indians).

This makes me mad and all… but what breaks my heart is Big Papi crying.  I love you!!!

Why is this girl on the cover of Elle?

What is this crappy cover? That doesn’t even look like her…then again who’d want the real Jessica Simpson? Here’s an idiotic quote:

On her life changing incident:
“I was singing ‘9 to 5’ and I choked and forgot the words in front of the president and in front of Dolly Parton, who’s like the president to me. And the last time I sang in front of the president , I had messed up the lyrics to ‘God Bless America’ so its kind of a thing I have with George W. Anyway, I broke down and said I’m sorry in front of the whole audience. My dad was there. I looked him in the face and said, ‘I will never sing again.”

Dolly Parton? Are you shitting me? She’s probably the only country singer you know Jessica.

On her rocky love life:
“I was going through a lot of pain. I didn’t try anything to change my life other than dating different types of guys and conforming to their worlds. I thought I had to be artsier, more intellectual.”

You thought wrong…wait..you think? Your micro-sized cerebrum actually allows you to think?  Jessica Simpson is just a washed up pair of torn jeans in the back of my closet…

LMAO! Have you seen THIS new commerical for the McCain campaign?

It’s pretty funny how a politician decided to compare his opponent to two extremely idiotic celebrities.  Like I’ve said before, politics and hollywood do NOT mix.  That’s like beer and chocolate milk, DISGUSTING (trust me I would know).

But I do wonder…who would Obama compare John McCain to? My guess is Maddona’s vajay jay- I can hear the commerical now..: He’s the crustiest candidate there is…but is he ready to lead?

Holy snickerdoodles I can’t wait to see Obama’s rebuttal.

Holy Hell. Breaking news junkies!

Massachusetts Congressman Barney Frank is your God. He proposed that the U.S should STOP arresting those responsible marijuana users- basically anyone who carries fewer than 100 grams.

“The vast amount of human activity ought to be none of the government’s business,” Frank said on Capitol Hill. “I don’t think it is the government’s business to tell you how to spend your leisure time.”

This dude has GOT to be smokin’ from the bong. Alright, I agree with Frank because there are a lot of responsible stoners out there. Not everyone who gets high kills somebody. Just like not everyone who drinks is a drunk. So maybe, just maybe…this proposal will turn into a law.

If so…420 is going to be off the chain!

These celebrities were born on July 31:

J.K Rowling is 42.
Fatboy Slim is 45.
Dean Cain is 42.
Wesley Snipes is 46.
B.J. Novak is 29.
Mark Cuban is 50.

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Here’s a clip of how yesterday’s earthquake made everyone on the Judge Judy set sound like scared baby seals.

Bruce Willis is an angry man.

Yes, this bitch got mad at paparazzo because he was “too close”. You know what Bruce did? Throw water at the dude’s car.  Okay…that was..effective?  You might as well have given him a car wash. I expected something a little more badass from you Brucey-pie.

I frown upon your methods for getting back at the paps!

Are you effing ready?

Something wicked this way comes and yes it’s Harry f***ing Potter.  HELL YES!  Check out the new trailer HERE.  It’s pretty epic/amazing.  I just hope it sort of follows the book…with a lot of prayer it’ll be better than Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. Who the hell put the shrunken heads in there? They should get fired.

Anywho, I cant wait to see this shit-I’ll be pissing my pantalones.

These celebrities were born on July 30:

Arnold Schwarzeneger is 61.
Tom Green is 27.
Christopher Nolan is 38.
Hilary Swank is 34.
Jean Reno is 60.
Vivica A. Fox is 44.
Paul Anka is 67.
Kate Bush is 50.
Simon Baker is 39.

We might see this on a Lifestyles condom value pack.

Apparently LifeStyles condoms associates have offered 15-year-old slut bag Miley Cyrus to be the face of their condoms. Now that’s great marketing. Millions of people using LifeStyle condoms will be able to have Miley’s face right on their crotch!

Good thinking! I’m pretty sure my ex-boyfriend is going to get a hard-on just thinking about Miley’s face on his condoms. Unfortunately, Miley has declined the offer… Oh come on Miley- you know this would be your total breakthrough. I can hear the commericals already: This is Miley Cyrus, and I enjoy it when my Dad uses LifeStyles condoms.

We all know they make such a great team.

Filthy doesn’t even begin to describe you Brooke Hogan.

Your stupid little blog did the world absolutely nothing. You blame the media for your brother being irresponsible? That just shows people how extremely crass you are. You want to know why you have your own reality show? Because everyone loves a dumb blond bitch- and that’s really unfortunate.

If Jessica Simpson wanted your show, trust me she’d get that shit in a heart beat. You can’t even sing Brooke, you can’t dress- you look like a man. No matter how much sun you get while tanning, Chris Crocker would still look unbelievable next to you.

Please do us all a favor, get off our TV’s and jump off a cliff.

Woho! Another celebrity attempting to destroy his own life, his co-star’s life and the life of anyone who was on the same road as him.

So we all know how Shia LeBarf got into an accident, attained a DUI and effed up his hand. Well this bitch had a passanger- Isabel Lucas.  She’s Adrian Grenier’s girlfriend, so I bet Adrian wants to whop Shia’s ass.  However, I think Isabel is a stupid whore for first- being in the car with Shia and second- for letting Shia drive drunk.

Honestly, what the hell was she doing with Shia alone?  I’m sorry, but the last time I checked: When you have a boyfriend you don’t clubbing drunk with another dude who is drunk.  And I bet she’d probably respond to that saying- Well, I wasn’t drunk.  Bitch, if you weren’t drunk then why didn’t you drive?

Thankfully no one was injured except for Shia-who is recovering from hand surgery.

While millions of people starve all around the world…Rachel Ray is coming out with her own line of dog food.

Wow, this is incredible! This bitch feels that all dogs should get food with the appropriate nutrition.  Yeah, let’s just forget about people dying of hunger out there.  PETA must love this one right?  Let’s just spend shitloads of money on making the right food for dogs instead of contributing to be part of the solution that ends poverty around the world.

Stupid celebrities with their idiotic ideas.

These celebrities were born today:

Martina McBride is 41.
Rache Miner is 28.
Tony Sirico is 66.
Tim Gunn is 55.
Wil Wheaton is 36.

These celebrities were born on July 28:

Soulja Boy is 18.
Elizabeth Berkley is 36.
Nicole Narain is 34.
Dustin Milligan is 23.
Sally Struthers is 60.
Bill Bradley is 65.
Jim Davis is 63.

This is reality. 

You can go through plastic surgery, you can work your ass out every single day.  But gravity hits hard, so does age.  Madonna seems as if she just realized she is no longer the sexy material girl- she’s just a before picture for a botox commerical… With all her problems, she’s the last person I would ever aspire to be. 

 It must be embarrasing for her to walk the streets knowing that people are calling her a homewrecker and having an unstable marriage. Who the hell can she trust? No one. Not even her own blood-look at what her brother did to her.  But that’s the price to pay when you’re this famous

So Miley, still want to be like Madonna?

This is absolutely awful.

I’m sick and tired of seeing celebrities trying to look all innocent and sweet.   What the hell is this kind of cover for an album?  Do you know? Yes I know. You suck at singing Jessica Simpson- we all know. Hell, you got your ass booed you stupid bitch.

What are you playing at?  You think everyone’s going to love you because you changed your genre to country? Def.not.  Change isn’t working for you.  Time to call it quits.  You’ve been defeated.

These celebrities were born on July 27:

Cheyenne Kimball is 18.
Takashi Shimizu is 36.
Maya Rudolph is 36.
Julian McMahon is 40.
Nick Hogan is a twat and is 18.
Bill Engvall is 51.

These celebrities were born on July 26.

Kate Beckinsale is 35.
Helen Mirren is 63.
Tamyra Gray is 29.
Jeremy Piven is 43.
Sandra Bullock is 44.
Dorothy Hamill is 52.
Mick Jagger is 65.

These celebrities were born on July 25:

Iman is 53.
Matt LeBlanc 41.
Illeana Douglas 43.
Tera Patrick 32.
Michael C. Williams is 35.

Holy shit did it really take Matthew Broderick that long?

Honestly, I was expecting this bitch to cheat on Sarah Jessica Parker years ago and then leave her.  God she looks like a witch.  I bet she’s got the laugh down and everything.

So after 11 years of marriage Star magazine claims that: -

We exclusively report that while the beloved actress was frantically searching for hubby Matthew Broderick one night earlier this year, he was having sex in the city with a gorgeous redhead half his age, the young woman told a friend. After meeting in a bar, Matthew began text messaging the 25-year-old youth counselor, says the woman’s pal. Soon after, the insider claims, they began seeing each other and things got passionate quickly when they met at the Manhattan townhouse of a showbiz friend.

Well I bet it got passionate, how much passion can a man really get from someone as ugly as Jessica? I can hear him argue with her now…Jessica, I just need to start making love to people without closing my eyes!

What a hoot.

Thats so effing appropriate when you have millions of children watching you on Disney.

Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Effron need to get their shit private.  Honestly, what the bloody hell are they thinking? If they’re so horny to get their freak on, just take it to the bed inside a room.  We all know they’re screwing each other left to right, so there’s no point in denying it.  Christ…at least wait ’till High School Musical 3 is broadcasted, then make a sex tape or something.

Disgusting.

PETA is angered by the new Batman movie.

They claim that The Dark Knight has some mean dog scenes.  Bullshit.  It’s a movie, there’s tons of movies with dogs attacking people. It’s not real PETA. There’s actually professionals who train these dogs for films like this one.

Let’s examine the blog. So they took off Batman from the top 10 animal friendly-superhero list due to Batman punching dogs…even though it was all acting. PETA should really step back from Hollywood. They had nothing to say when Christian Bale refrained from attacking the massive amounts of bats in the movie…

PETA’s filled with a bunch of jackasses who try to find a little negativity in everything.