I believe everything Anderson Cooper says.

If he said aliens are about to invade my pool, I would make some pina coladas for my guests. That’s the bond I share with that man!  Well, Cooper was filling in for Regis Philben on Live!, Tuesday morning when he took a stab at Ali Lohan saying:

“[Ali] is a 14-year-old girl,  looks to be about 60… I say that with concern and love. She allegedly wants to be a singer and or actor-slash-performer of some sort, striptease person, i don’t know.”

You just got to love the guy for speaking the truth.   But bitchassness sprung about when Dina Lohan told Ok! Magazine:  “People are just cruel! This is bad karma for him.”

Bitch please, you don’t even know the origins of karma.  You probably can’t distinguish good between bad because you’ve never experienced either since it doesn’t give a flying f*** about you or your dumbass family.

Anderson Cooper for the win.

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