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Despite police proclaiming publicly that Shia LaDouche was "clearly" drunk during his DUI arrest last weekend, the actor's Transformers 2 director insists his star was sober at the time of the car crash.
In a new interview, Michael Bay says:
“You’re gonna see — that’s gonna go away. That’s fresh news… He was not drunk. He was drinking hours and hours before."
Dude, you're not helping his cause by ADMITTING that he was drinking.
Were you with him? Did you see how much he consumed????
Adds Bay, "I spoke to him yesterday in the hospital. His two fingers are pretty mashed, but we’re figuring out a way to shoot around it, kind of write it in the story.”
Despite LaDouche's most recent arrest, his second in less than 12 months, Bay insists that Shia is still a good person. He says, "The kid really has his head together and you know, he’s only 22. He’s doing a great job on this movie. He’s really matured since the last one and I love working with him.”
Of course you're gonna say that. You gotta put a pretty spin on things.
But, it would have been a lot braver and more responsible to condemn LaDouche's drinking and driving.
Michael Bay is a douche too! Duh.
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And like every MLB player…money comes before the game. (Unless you’re A-Rod..then you want sexy time with Madonna before the game)
Manny Ramirez joined the dark side on Thursday. No no, he did not join the Yankees…that would be like joining shit. He joined piss instead- Dodgers. What the f*** was he thinking? Many a Boston Red Sox Fan is taking off their cap and slamming it on the ground and bursting into tears….
“During my years here I’ve seen how they [the Red Sox] have mistreated other great players when they didn’t want them to try to turn the fans against them,” Ramirez said in an interview with ESPNdeportes.com
“The Red Sox did the same with guys like Nomar Garciaparra and Pedro Martinez, and now they do the same with me. Their goal is to paint me as the bad guy,” Ramirez added. “I love Boston fans, but the Red Sox don’t deserve me. I’m not talking about money. Mental peace has no price and I don’t have peace here.”
Holy hell. He just dissed the Red Sox. What the eff are we going to do now? Mayhem I tell you, mayhem. So Jason Bay is going to step into the picture..let’s see what he’s capable of. And stop bitching Manny, the Red Sox made your ass…(no not the Cleveland Indians).
This makes me mad and all… but what breaks my heart is Big Papi crying. I love you!!!
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The next big thing!
Disney tween sensation Selena Gomez was spotted out and about, looking adorable, in NYC on Thursday.
How cute is she?????
Team Selena!
Click here to watch her first appearance on Live with Regis & Kelly from Thursday.
She comes across soooo much more appealing than that Slutty Cyrus girl!
P.S. Selena denies she's dating anyone. Nick Jonas must be sad.
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31 Jul

Yay for gay marriage!
Best known for her iconic role in Welcome To The Dollhouse, openly gay actress Heather Matarazzo is walking down the aisle with her girlfriend.
The 25-year-old is is engaged to Carolyn Murphy, her partner of over a year.
And, in a really cute move, they proposed to each other!
"It was really cute. First Heather proposed to Carolyn, then Carolyn proposed to her," says Matarazzo's publicist.
The rep adds that the two are very supportive of each other and are totally in love—"it was love at first sight."
And, thankfully, more and more states are recognizing that love is love, no matter if you're gay, straight or whatever you are.
Love is love.
Equality for all!
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Earlier in the week, Amy Winehouse's dad claimed that Wino was hospitalized this Monday because someone drugged her.
Uh huh.
Wino's mom, Janis, is spouting off a nonsensical explanation too. Well, nonsensical for Crackhouse.
Momma Wino says the hospital visit was simply a matter of human error.
"The truth is that Amy ended up in hospital this week because she mixed up the medication she's taking to help her come off drugs," she says. "She took a wrong tablet."
She went on to say that Ames' recent diagnosis with lung disease has encouraged her to steer clear of recreational drugs.
Say what????
"I really don't think she's using now," claims Janis. "Being diagnosed with the early stage of emphysema was a real jolt to her. A bit of a wake-up call."
Why is it so hard for some parents to accept the ugly truth about their kids?
Momma and Poppa Winehouse must both be smoking from Amy's kitty crack pipe!
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31 Jul

Hip hop divas unite.
According to a new report, Jay-Z is set to work with Kanye West AND Timbaland on sessions for his new album.
Yeah, he's not retiring any time soon!
Early reports said that Jay's new stuff was going to be produced solely by Timbaland, but the hip-hop star has revealed that the sessions are more of a "musical competition" between his peers.
Hova says, "I'm a person that works off music. If Timbaland makes 10 great tracks then he produces the album, if Kanye West makes 10 great tracks then he produces the album; if he makes three, I'll take three. I let the music dictate the direction. You know I love Timbaland, he is like a brother to me, but until the music is done it's premature."
We can't wait to see what will come of all this.
They're all such big personalities. We wish we could be a fly on the wall of Jay-Z's studio!
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Yum. Yum. Yum!
Can we have a piece of that????
Click here to read a great profile on Oz's Matthew Mitcham, an Olympic diver and one of the only openly gay athletes competing at the Beijing games.
Make us and Australia proud!
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Dad must be smiling down from heaven.
According to a new report, the late Tim Russert's son, Luke, will be covering the Democratic and Republican conventions for NBC News.
The younger Russert's assignment as a convention correspondent focusing on "youth issues" is his first for NBC, the network said Thursday.
NBC New's president said, "Never before in an election cycle has so much attention turned to the youth vote, and Luke will bring a unique perspective to covering it."
Russert said in a statement that he was "humbled and grateful" for the opportunity.
We're sure he'll do a great job!
[Image via Getty Images.]
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All the swinging she does with the Primrose Hill set took its toll on Jude Law's ex-wifey, Sadie Frost.
According to the Daily Mail, Frost's clothing line, FrostFrench, was forced to fold last week with one creditor owed more than $6.6 million.
Total debts are understood to be just over $8 million.
However, with friends like Kate Moss, Frost's 'celebrity' status attracted a rich investor (a Norwegian film producer) to save its assets at the last minute.
Renamed FrostFrench London Retail, the new company will manage the label, and the company's store in the trendy Islington section of London will remain open.
Lucky break for the former Mrs. Jude Law.
[Image via Mavrix Online.]
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As we mentioned earlier this month, reports state that the next Batman movie will feature the Riddler as the main villain.
Jim Carrey did a good job playing the last Riddler in 1995. So, who would likely take his place?
Well, some reports claim that Johnny Depp is being offered the role.
And with the success The Dark Knight has has had at the box office, making over $440 million worldwide, the producers don't think they'll have a problem convincing Depp to take the role.
A source says the producers "are convinced that the role of the Riddler is perfect for Depp. Johnny's a pro. He'll be able to take direction from director Chris Nolan and still make the character his own."
They also plan on revisiting another one of Batman's enemies, the Penguin. And according to insiders, they are hoping the role goes to Oscar winner Philip Seymour Hoffman.
Depp and Hoffman?
Two excellent choices, we think.
What do U think???
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One more down, a gazillion left to go!
Girls Gone Wild mastermind Joe Francis has reached a settlement this week with a Panama City, Florida, woman who said she was 16 when filmed flashing her breasts in 2002.
Her picture was on the cover of a popular GGW video.
Francis' attorney said the woman will not be paid but will be freed of a countersuit alleging she abused the legal process.
Joe caught another lucky break!
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Solange Knowles must have hired a nanny or three to take care of that baby of hers so she can get back to work.
To start off, Solange has just been named as an ambassador for Armani Jeans.
Giorgio Armani supposedly said, "Armani Jeans expresses my vision of a young, independent, casual lifestyle with a strong and cool, fashion sensibility. Solange epitomises this style perfectly and brings to it that swing so evident in her new single, I Decided."
That has marketing/PR/corporate mouthpiece written all over it!
In late August, Solange's second album, SoL-AngeL and the Hadley Street Dreams (from which I Decided is taken), hits the streets.
The younger Knowles will then be embarking on a worldwide tour this autumn.
Work it!
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31 Jul

Things between Sluttyienna Millers's ex and Jude Law's ex are getting serious!
As we reported Wednesday, actor Rhys Ifans and rock offspring Kimberly Stewart are now dating.
But, it seems like the pair aren't quite ready to proclaim their love publicly.
Ifans and Stewart were extremely camera shy as the paparazzi caught them exiting through the back door of London's Bungalow 8 night club on Thursday morning.
The pair left the club together at around 2.10 A.M. and headed to Kimberly's apartment, where Rhys threw a cigarette and tried to kick photographers.
Drunk sluts in love will do such crazy things!
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Rachel Bilson worked some interesting footwear in L.A. on Wednesday.
Do you like her shoes?
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Joan Rivers was recently a featured speaker at the Women of Distinction Awards Gala in Orlando, Florida.
The event is a yearly fundraiser by the Girl Scouts.
Rivers was there as part of the tribute, but she behaved less than womanly and more like a trash-talking sailor.
At a Girl Scouts fundraiser!
According to reports, Rivers used the "F" word several times and even repeatedly called women "whores."
She then continued by listing the things that the Girl Scouts didn't teach.
For example, Rivers joked that Paris Hilton didn't earn the "wearing panties patch."
Kinda funny. Kinda not. But, definitely inappropriate for an awards show honoring outstanding women and benefiting the Girl Scouts.
Dontcha think????
You need to know your audience.
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She's so tiny!
Midget Olsen, Mary-Kate, and her giant friend spent a nice, casual day out and about in Los Angeles on Wednesday.
The twin, wearing a Kenny Rogers tee, stopped by a thrift store and took pictures inside.
She's looking happy and healthy.
Her outfit, on the other hand, crazy as ever!
[Image via Starzlife.]
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Britney’s dad, Jamie Spears’, conservatorship over his daughter will stay in place until Dec. 31, 2008. While it is subject to early termination, the general consensus is that there is no need to nullify it before the end of the year.
After Jamie took control on February 1st, things have been looking up for Britney. She’s still not where she was six years ago, but that’s likely to never happen. Still, since February, there have been no mental breakdowns, no more Britney vagina and much fewer pictures of her with a Frappucino. All in all, things are pretty normal for Britney Spears. Maybe a little too normal. Dun-dun-dun.
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Sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com that
Snoop's tour bus was pulled over by police on Interstate 45, south of Dallas, on Thursday afternoon.
Two people were arrested for marijuana possession.
It is not known at this time if Snoop was one of those.
Update: We're hearing that…
State troopers pulled over the bus an hour south of Dallas for expired stickers.
It's our understanding that Snoop was not arrested but two people in his entourage were.
Police are still finishing paperwork.
Update #2: The two members of Snoop's dog pound were arrested and booked in the Navarro County Jail.
Snoop was not arrested and will be performing in Dallas as scheduled on Thursday evening.
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She kissed a girl and she liked it.
She really really like it!
Just Dance singer Lady Gaga has come out of the closet as a bisexual.
Welcome to the gayborhood!
Cick here to read her coming out interview.
31 Jul

Rapper 50 Cent recently opened up to Sister 2 Sister magazine about his ongoing feud with babymomma Shaniqua Tompkins.
He told the mag that the war broke out when he insisted on finding his son, Marquise, a better home and improving his education.
Fiddy says, "It wasn't important before the beginning of last year because he was being home schooled… I was paying a teacher $60,000 just to teach him by himself. He was learning slower because it was just him and the teacher. So he needed to go to where he had the best possible schooling district and I found a house in the area that was, like, $1.5 million."
That $60K teacher sounds like a piece of crap.
For that kind of money, we would expect an Einstein child!
But, the multi-platinum seller claims Tompkins started receiving bad advice from friends, insisting on more child support to match her "new situation".
Eww. Greeeedy!
Things escalated and Fiddy ended up winning a court order to evict Tompkins from the home he'd bought for her. Fiddy went on to say, "Her lawyer decided to present to the public that 50 Cent is kicking his son out of the house."
Tompkins has supposedly fled with the rapper's son and continues to battle him for custody and child support.
He adds, "Now they done kidnapped my first one (son). My son's mother got him, holding him hostage."
We think the babymomma is shameful!
We smell an opportunist using a kid to milk a rich man out of money.
[Image via Mavrix Online.]
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And we don't mean the dog!
Everybody's favorite fug bitch, saMAN Ronson walked her infinitely cuter pooch, Wednesday in Los Angeles.
LezLo's gal pal got a haircut.
What do you think of her new 'do???
[Image by Respicio-Young via JFX Online.]
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