31 May
Britney Spears has made a great progress in the last several months. She was also successful on winning back her visitation with her sons and appeared twice on the CBS sitcom “How I Met Your Mother”.
However, the commissioner ruled that Britney’s health continues to be “somewhat tenuous” and that she is still incapable of making decisions for herself after the medical and psychological condition of the 26-year-old singer were carefully reviewed.
Neither Britney nor her father were present at Thursday’s hearing. The singer’s court-appointed attorney Sam Ingham told the court today he believed it was better that Britney not participate in the legal affairs of her person and estate, adding it “in fact could be harmful to her to participate.”
After reviewing her medical status, the commissioner agreed, saying, “Her medical condition remains the same. Though there have been changes in her medication, I think in terms of her diagnosis, it’s not complete.”
The commissioner will review Brit’s condition again on June 17. In the meantime, a trial is set for July 31 to determine whether to dissolve or extend the conservatorship.
Update: While leaving the gym, Britney Spears can’t help but laugh when a paparazzo starts shouting things to her through a bull horn in accesshollywood website.
31 May
Kim Kardashian, who has previously posed for Ralph magazine was pretty hot, sparked controversy that she was wearing a butt pad.
The socialite has laughed the rumors, insisting: “My tush is real.” Here’s what she had to say about it on her website:
OMG! When will people get off my a**, literally! Haha. I have said it a million times before and I’ll say it again: My booty is as real as the designer items I’m auctioning off on eBay.
The reason I bring this up is because those jokesters at the Superficial claimed that I wear foam panties. NOT TRUE! (And I don’t stuff ‘em with Charmin either).
I think my photo shoots clearly prove I don’t wear butt pads!
To all you non-believers, kiss my REAL and GORGEOUS a**!
The sexy socialite has opened her closet for recent auction. The “Kim’s Closet Sexy Chic Style,” which is on eBay website, wanted to bid to win Kim Kardashian’s own fashion items.
31 May

Brittany Murphy's career is in a downward spiral!
The once promising young actress has not starred in a hit film since 2005's Sin City, a movie in which she was just a featured player.
Murphy has never been the lead in a box office success, and these days, industry insiders comment more on her erratic behavior and crazy husband than her career (or lack of one).
Adding insult to injury, Disney has just axed Brittany from their deal with her!
Back in 2006, the Mouse House announced that Murphy would be their new voice of Tinkerbell. They planned to use her for work on new Tink DVDs and much more.
Well, this past week, Disney revealed that Brittany was out and there would be a new voice for Tinkerbell, actress Mae Whitman.
No explanation was given for Murphy's "departure" - but, really, we don't need one!
[Photo via Getty Images.]
31 May
The Queen has voiced concern that Prince William should not announce an engagement to his long-term girlfriend Kate Middleton until she has secured herself a full-time job.
The 82-year-old royal, who was concerned that a marriage proposal would be premature, has privately made it known she believes that Kate Middleton should be settled in a career before the couple announce an engagement.
Sources close to the Queen last night said she was acutely aware that Prince William’s public image could suffer if his girlfriend were not recognized as a working professional in her own right.
A senior aide revealed, “The Queen has had conversations with a few trusted friends about how to tackle what is being called the Kate problem. On the few occasions the Queen has met Kate, she has thought she is a nice enough girl. But the Queen has admitted she has no idea what Kate actually does.”
The source continued, “Privately she is very concerned about what the repercussions could be if Kate is not in a stable job as and when [Prince] William is ready to propose. The Queen is very close to her grandson and they, of course, discuss Kate. The Queen is very aware that it’s a serious and long-term relationship. Although they are not yet engaged, it seems more likely than not that Kate will be a Royal bride one day, and the Queen is of the opinion that Kate should be working. She believes in a modern Monarchy and feels very strongly that the Royals should be leading by example.”
Even though the Countess’ job as a public relations executive eventually caused problems with her new role as a Royal, her willingness to work is viewed favorably by the Queen.
According to a report, Kate Middleton is currently working for her parents’ mail-order company, Party Pieces, which supplies children’s party gifts. She previously quit her job as an accessories buyer for High Street chain Jigsaw at the end of last year and announced that she wanted to pursue a career as a photographer.
While Clarence House refuses to comment on speculation that William and Kate are about to get engaged, it is widely accepted within Royal circles that the 25-year-old Prince will make his girlfriend of nearly five years his bride.
A friend revealed, “[Prince] William won’t be railroaded into a wedding – he still thinks he’s too young to get married. But he has made a commitment to Kate and we are quite sure she is the one, when the time is right.”
Clarence House has released a statement indicating; “We don’t discuss any speculation about the Prince’s private life.” And Buckingham Palace has added: “It’s not something we would ever comment on.”
31 May

This is very shady!
Nina Nina Ricci designer Olivier Theyskens flat-out lied to Sarah Jessica Parker.
The Sex & The City star wore his dress (above) to the New York premiere of the film this week and she and her stylist asked if anyone had ever wore the dress before and been photographed in it.
Theyskens assured Parker no on both accounts.
Well, he fucking lied - twice!
Throngs of paparazzi photographed Lindsay Lohan wearing that outfit a few months ago at a commercial shoot. And, making this even worse, socialite Lauren (Davis) Santo Domingo accompanied Olivier to the Met's Costume Institute Gala in May and was also photographed wearing that dress.
Parker spoke to The New York Times about the dress fiasco.
She says:
“In the big picture, this is not important, but there is a relationship between the entertainment industry and fashion. We’ve watched sales dwindle and we’ve watched people be less inclined to spend money on clothes.”
To Parker, these are reasons for companies to take particular care with their relationships. “Look, my affection for the dress hasn’t changed,” she said, “but what they did was so short-sighted. It’s just unethical and disappointing that they would allow the dress to be worn again.”
Parker says she remarked to Theyskens during the fitting that she was surprised the dress hadn’t been worn before. He assured her it hadn’t.
“He didn’t say, ‘Well, actually I just escorted Lauren down the red carpet at the Met.’ ” said Parker, adding, “I just wish it had been handled differently and they had been straight about it.”
Tisk tisk.
We're on team SJPeePee on this one.
Shame on you Olivier Theyskens and everyone at Nina Ricci.
We have a feeling she's not gonna be wearing any of your dresses ever again!
[Photo via Getty Images.]
31 May

With a title like Love For A Child, you'd expect the song to be schmaltzy and cheesy.
But, Jason Mraz is able to make it sweet and sentimental.
His new album, We Sing. We Dance. We Steal Things., is like a fine wine - rich, robust and just gets better with each listen!
Enjoy the truly lovely Love For A Child below and then CLICK HERE to listen to more songs from Jason Mraz's (once again) truly lovely new album.
Who says "easy listening" is a bad thing????
Not us!!!
31 May
Kelly Brook has been named as the star with the best bikini body in a new poll, beating Halle Berry and Elle MacPherson to the top spot.
The poll, which was conducted by Debenhams’ department store, has included 2000 participants that answered the question who had the best ever bikini body.
Kelly Brook, who was 28-year-old beauty leads the poll. She was followed by Halle Berry, who infamously appeared topless in the film “Swordfish” and showed off her bikini body in the James Bond film “Die Another Day” came second.
Ursula Andress, who is now 72 and starred in the film “Dr. No” in 1962, came in third. Underwear queen Elle MacPherson was fourth, while Raquel Welch came fifth - just ahead of Marilyn Monroe.
Debenhams’ top five bikini bodies:
1. Kelly Brook
2. Halle Berry
3. Ursula Andress
4. Elle MacPherson
5. Raquel Welch
31 May

As we told you she would, Ashlee Simpson-Wentz has "postponed" her underselling summer concert tour.
The singer's publicist has just released the following statement:
"After careful consideration, Ashlee Simpson has decided to postpone her summer tour. She is committed to giving her fans the best show possible, and will be back better than ever and ready to rock in the future."
Considering how badly her new album is selling, don't expect to Asslee on the road until well after her baby is born - a few years from now on her NEXT record!
[Photo via Getty Images.]
31 May
Marilyn Monroe, who was one of the most popular movie stars of the 1950’s and early 1960’s, has previously reported to have 15-minute film engaged in explicit act with an unidentified man.
Now the “Gentlemen Prefer Blondes” beauty has encountered another explicit tape controversy. You could see the snap image here. An informant would eventually give the film to the FBI in the 1960s and he gave the original to the FBI after making a copy. His son sold the copy to Keya Morgan of New York.
Morgan, who saw the footage, revealed, “The silent black-and-white flick shows the blonde beauty on her knees in front of a man whose face is just out of the shot. He never moves into the shot, indicating that he knew the camera was there, but she was never looked at the lens.”
Morgan has discovered the film while doing research for a documentary on Marilyn Monroe after talking with a former FBI agent who told him about a confidential informant who tipped G-men to the existence of the film in the mid-’60s.
If the explicit tape is going to be sold online, Morgan answered, “He said he’s just going to lock it up. He said, ‘I’m not going to make a Paris Hilton out of her. I’m not going to sell it, out of respect.’”
31 May

Sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com that…
A top-secret Vanity Fair photo shoot took place Friday and Saturday at Paramount Studios for their annual "Movies Rock" issue.
A 10-page pictorial recreating classic scenes from West Side Story was shot by Mark Seliger and featured Ben Barnes (above) as Tony and Camilla Belle as Maria.
Other lucky thespians that took part in the shoot are : Chris Evans, Ashley Tisdale, Rodrigo Santoro and Brittany Snow.
It hits newsstands in early November and will be packaged with every Conde Nast publication (Details, Glamour, etc).
[Image via WENN.]
31 May

According to reports, the family of Heath Ledger is planning to fly from Australia to New York for the world premiere of his last film, Batman: The Dark Knight.
Ledger is said to turn an inspired performance as The Joker in the movie.
The pic opens July 18th.
31 May

"I went to college. I'm a supermodel. I have a legitimate career in journalism, television, fashion and designing. I'm a Hearst, not a Hilton!"
- Lydia Hearst to OK! magazine, on the differences between her and Paris Hilton
[Images via WENN.]
31 May

The cover of Nas' new album, which was originally called N—-r.
Powerful imagery!
31 May

Michael Lohan reportedly tried and tried to meet up with daughter Lindsay during her trip to New York tis past week.
Unfortunately for him, he was unsuccessful.
Daddy Lohan event went so far as to showing up at a party that LezLo's gal pal, saMANtha Ronson was DJing at, hoping he might see his daughter.
AND, he reportedly stalked Lindsay's hotel too.
Okay, Poppa. Stop being so damn creepy!
Jesus doesn't like stalkers!
[Image via WENN.]
31 May

From back in the days of El Dorado High School in Placentia, California.
She looks good as a blonde, no????
31 May

We've been one of your biggest supporters, but after this weekend's developments….
Like we said before, it's now time to drop out.
Go gracefully!
You fought a valiant campaign AND hopefully we can have our dream ticket of Obama/Clinton.
[CLICK HERE to purchase your Obama/Clinton t-shirts today.]
31 May

Internationally adored song stylist Kristina Chen has posted a new video on YouTube.
She is asking, begging, desperately PLEADING for your help!
What does our beloved Tina want????
Well, she wants you to add her as a friend on MySpace.
Our ambitious little superstar really wants to have one million friends.
Currently, she stands at just under 11,000 friends.
Pathetic!
Click here to watch Tina's new video.
Then go to http://www.myspace.com/tinaecmusic to add her as your friend.
Me MUST help our little Tina hit the one million mark.
She wants it sooooo bad, y'all!
31 May

Back when news of Ashlee Wentz's pregnancy first broke, the Simpson camp - being the media pros that they are - remained mum about the baby chatter.
Pete Wentz, on the other hand, went so far as to DENY that Ass was pregnant.
Now, he explains to MTV News why he was dishonest with his fans and the media.
Says the dad-to-be:
"Every woman, no matter who they are or what they do for a living, has the right to wait at least 3 months before sharing this very personal news," he wrote. "We wanted to wait until after the first trimester and get a clean bill of health from our doctors before confirming anything, just like any other couple.
Being a boy I have no idea how to respond to such things and my first instinct was to protect her and the baby.
It's insane that you can't let happy news brew in Hollywood. This wasn't about press or anything. It was about the health of the baby and trying to find a way to be happy with what should be the most happy time of our lives in the middle of a press blitz. I apologize to anyone who felt misinformed but the truth is, the person and growing baby is who I felt most loyal to protect and defend."
And there you have it!
Do you think Pete should have lied or just remained quiet????
[Photo via Getty Images.]
31 May
Hundreds of angry British youth gathered outside the offices of the Daily Mail in London on Saturday to protest their negative characterizations of their favorite band, My Chemical Romance, and the paper's story that one Emo teen killed herself because of their music.
This is the protesters' story and their video from this weekend's rally!
31 May
31 May

Despite REPORTS that they had broken up….
Ashley Tisdale and her boyband boyfriend, Jared Murillo, seem to be very much the couple.
And, they're taking their relationship to the next level!
The pair visited Na Hoku jewelers in Los Angeles Friday afternoon, where The Tiz tried rings on and left wearing one on her wedding ring finger.
A promise ring, perhaps????
The twosome giggled and held hands affectionately as they browsed the jewelry.
Their shopping trip included a visit to Victoria's Secret before they stopped in the jewelry store for over an hour.
Wait….
The Tiz is not a virgin????
Shock!
[Image via Fame Pictures.]
31 May

Josh Groban and marijuana????
Yup!
The singer reveals THAT and much more in a revealing new article in Details magazine.
Click here to check it out!
31 May

Now this is how you do it!
Serena Williams pulled a Diddy.
The tennis star had a nosh at L'Avenue restaurant in gay Paris on Thursday.
She didn't take too kindly to the rain, though!
So, what's a girl to do????
Have your own Personal Umbrella Handler, of course!
Does she have someone wipe her ass after she shits too????
[Image via Fame Pictures.]
31 May

Sammy Davis, Jr. was a Satanist???
That's the startling claim made in this new investigative article.
Interesting read!
31 May
The movie is doing HUGE business!
It is expected to take in around $70 million this weekend - well above any predictions.
Amazing!
31 May
Click here to check out Mariah's performance of I'll Be Lovin' U Long Time at the MTV Video Music Awards Japan on Saturday.
She's barely singing on it!
31 May

TomKat and Suri Cruise went out to din din in Beverly Hills on Friday night.
The celebutards hit E Baldi Restaurant and had not one but TWO police escorts.
Nice to see our taxpayer money wasted like that!
[Image by Manuel Velasco via Buzz Foto.]
31 May

She's free again!
Tori Amos is going indie, y'all.
The musical genius is sending a big "Fuck you" to her evil record and deciding to pursue alternative routes to get her tunes to her fans.
The goddess' manager, John Witherspoon, explains the exciting new development to Billboard magazine.
He says:
"After 22 years of being in the shackles of the major label system, Tori has chosen the path of independence for her next work. As with many of her contemporaries Tori is devising new and exciting ways of getting her music to the masses without the boundaries and limitations of the major music companies."
He continues, "This will commence with a project of new music and visuals which is being started in the summer and due for release in Spring 2009."
Until then, fans of Amos should be on the lookout for the new graphic novel Comic Book Tattoo, based on Amos' work, due in July through Image Comics.
Freedom!!!!
Freedom!!!!!
You go, Tori.
We can't wait to hear the new tunes and catch you on tour again!!
31 May
31 May

saMANtha Ronson's officially received Dina Lohan's seal of approval, and on Wednesday it looked like it was Lindsay Lohan's turn to impress Sammy's mommy.
According to a source, who says they're totally "together," La Lohan and Man were spotted lunching with Man's mom, Ann Dexter-Jones, and Lindz' fame-whoring little sister, Aliana, at the Italian restaurant Gino on Manhattan's Upper East Side.
Unfortunately, Orange Oprah was not at the little family get together.
Throughout the meal, the group supposedly engaged in 'a spirited session of girl talk.'
What they probably meant to say is three of them engaged in spirited girl talk as Man patiently looked on.
The spy also reports that Man's mom insisted the group indulge in dessert.
"Cheesecake – with four forks!" is what she supposedly exclaimed to their waiter, though Sammy decided she wanted lemon sorbet instead.
Looks like both mommas approve. Yay! The wedding can move forward!
[Image via Mavrix Online.]
31 May
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Rob Lowe
TMZ.com: Gloria Allred is calling out Rob Lowe -- again! She claims that Lowe and his wife are doing the same denial dance with former nanny Laura Boyce, that they did with ex nanny Jessica Gibson. Allred issued the following statement to TMZ regarding the... Read more31 May

No, she's not engaged to Diplo, sadly.
M.I.A. has got herself a new man….and he's got $$$$$$$$$.
The singer is dating the son of music mogul Edgar Bronfman, Jr.
Her man's name is Benjamin Brewer and PerezHilton.com can reveal that he popped the question less than a week ago.
Ben is also a guitarist for the band The Exit.
M.I.A. tells PerezHilton.com exclusively, "He is the best person in the world, and u sir are so hast. He only put a ring on me like 4 days ago."
We're still hoping her ex, Diplo, will win her back at the altar, like something out of a movie.
But, a millionaire's son isn't a bad catch either!
31 May

Watch out world, Nicole Richie might be coming back to television!
According to reports the Simple Life alum is being lined up to appear on an episode of Gossip Girl next season.
Inneresting!
Who would you wanna see her play????? What kind of character???
31 May
Filed under: Train Wrecks
TMZ.com: Sharon Stone is making up for her idiotic Chinese earthquake remarks ... one Chinese person at a time. Last night she dined at Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills but had nothing to say to us outside. If only she kept her mouth shut in the first place. See... Read more31 May

While her new CD continues to bomb in record sales…
Asslee Wentz has just cancelled FOUR shows on her upcoming summer tour.
While there has yet to be an official explanation given for the cancellation, sources tell us it is due to poor ticket sales.
And, we're hearing that Ass' entire tour may be cancelled and that the Simpson camp (Poppa Joe) will claim that his newly married daughter is gonna take it easy this summer as that is what's best for her baby.
The list of cancelled shows (as of today) include:
"06/09 House of Blues - Chicago, IL
06/24 The Fillmore New York at Irving Plaza - New York, NY
06/27 Cape Cod Medley Tent - Hyannis, MA
07/01 Capital One Bank Theatre at Westbury - Westbury, NY"
If you had tickets for any of the above shows…
What the fuck were you thinking?????
31 May




Fergie performed with Nelly at the MTV Video Music Awards Japan on Saturday.
Girlfriend's looking a bit soft in the middle.
There's nothing wrong with that, by the way.
Now her stomach matches her butterface!
[Photos via Getty Images.]
31 May

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31 May

Looking this good should be criminal!
The exquisite Megan Fox picked up an award at Spike TV's 2nd Annual 'Guys Choice' Awards in L.A. on Friday night.
Her honor?
The 'Next Big Thing' award.
She also should have taking home the trophy for hottest chick on the planet!
Foxy is definitely a girl we'd go straight for!!!!
[Photo via Getty Images.]
31 May

Yes, this is real.
The cover of Miley's new CD is….
A little lot phallic!!!!
Dontcha think??????