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Halle Berry was out doing some shopping the other day, and thanks to the brilliant positioning of a very intrepid paparazzi photographer, we got a great view of the best part of pregnancy: Halle Berry's giant breasts. But look...

Jessica Simpson, which is the pop star, was used to having her relationships in the spotlight. Tony Romo, who is “Dallas Cowboy” quarterback, in the new issue of Glamor Magazine.

Jessica Simpson appeared on the cover of the June issue and dished inside about her new man, revealed, “I love this guy. Can you feel it?”

The 28-year-old singer gave the credit to the magazine, continued, “What he’s done for me is irreplaceable. He reintroduced me to myself. I thought that I had to be deeper, more profound and more artsy. … Tony taught me that because he loves me [as me]. He made me feel comfortable [being myself] again.”

The “Blonde Ambition” star added more details on their first kiss. She revealed that she heard on television that she had a crush on her and she thought he was “really cute.”

They eventually flirted over e-mail and the phone, then set up their first date for November 20, when her entire family went to see Romo play.

It’s been a while since we did a post on Lindsay Lohan. That’s because ever since her nude photos, she’s been hanging out with that dude Samantha and going out looking like a bunch of butch dykes. Well fellas, now Samantha is nowhere to be seen and Lindsay Lohan’s boobs ...

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Yes, it’s time for another Sandee Westgate DVD review. This week she’s reviewing Cloverfield. I haven’t seen this movie nor do I care, but I give the review 2 very big cans of tuna. Check it out. Sandee Westgate’s Cloverfield DVD Review

Billie Piper and Laurence Fox have announced their first child with Laurence Fox, according to their friend.

The former “Doctor Who” star, which sparked a lot of speculation, was seen strolling along a beach in Mauritius stroking her tummy. Now it has been revealed that the 25-year-old is three-months pregnant, and she and her Lewis star love are delighted.

A friend revealed, “Billie and Laurence are both absolutely over the moon. They are stunned as they only wed on New Year’s Eve. But they can’t wait to be parents to their little Fox.”

Both sets of families were told by the happy couple before they jetted off to the Indian Ocean resort for their romantic holiday, added the newspaper.

Billie Piper is said to dream of having “a big brood of kids running around barefoot in the Sussex home with chickens”.

The popular blonde actress has reportedly told close friends in the past she thinks the radio DJ would be a “great godfather” to any children that she and Laurence have.

Elizabeth Hurley, who promoted her new swimwear range, flaunted her stunning figure after her cleavage showing.

The “Austin Powers” star, which was stepped into her two-piece bikini, launched her own designs for a High Street store.

Her sexy pictures selected colorful creations after she designed for Mango label. She depicted the deck of a boat in a selection of the colorful creations she designed for Mango.

The 42-year-old actress showed off her ravishing figure after she has confessed in an interview to accompany the shots that she enlisted the expertise of “nice photographers” and a little digital enhancement.

The English actress admitted, “I like a certain amount of retouching like anybody.” Even if the pictures have been retouched slightly they suggest Elizabeth has fulfilled on the promise she made in a 2005 interview to “go to ground and annoy everyone by emerging thinner, sexier and mentally cleansed”.

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Lil Kim recently had her Bentley targeted by the repo man for a failure to make payments.

It was all caught on video. Poor thang.

That engagement ring Mariah Carey's been sporting looks AWFUlly familiar!

The rock appears to be identical to the one that Nick Cannon gave his former fiance, Vctoria's Secret model Selita.

Hey, he spent a lot of money on it and after his ex returned it, Nick wanted to put it to good use!

If it is the same ring, should Mimi be pissed???????

We think regifting an engagement ring is kinda….ridiculously TACKY!!!!!

Update:

A source close to Cannon's ex-fiance, Selita, confirms exclusively to PerezHilton.com, "That IS the same ring."

Check out Chromeo's just-released video for Fancy Footwork (above).

Deelish!

Shakira isn't the only Latin bomshell that's helping out the children.

Enriquetta Martin is lending a hand as well!

Ricky's particular focus has been fighting human trafficking, and Washington, D.C. residents are getting a special treat. Ricky's going to be opening an office in Washington, so you might see him there often.

At the Inter-American Development Bank, Martin introduced a toll-free hotline for victims to call for help.

Martin said, "Once you have all this information, if you do nothing, it's like allowing it to happen."

There are about 2 million people each year who are coerced into sex slavery or forced labor worldwide. There's about 20,000 or so cases in the U.S.

Ricky adds that through his foundation, The Ricky Martin Foundation, they have saved many lives.

Click here for more info on the Ricky Martin Foundation!

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Uhmmm….

That dude Lauren Conrad's been hanging out with lately has a serious case of gayface.

He's hot!

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Some people just don't know how to manage their money!

And those people seem to include rapper Lil' Kim.

New York's CW11 news visited Lil Kim's house, along with a repo crew. It was for a report focusing on the rising number of auto repossessions.

Wonder who tipped off the local news about her car?

Isn't it illegal to release private records?

Apparently, Lil' Kim hasn't paid for her silver Bentley in months though.

What, she's making payments? You know the way to go is buy it all at once. And if you can't afford paying for a Bentley upfront, then don't buy one!

When Kim was confronted by one of the repo men, she told them her accountant would take care of it, but her car still had to be taken.

Cyro Mirando, the repo guy on site from Commercial Service Corpr the keys, said "She didn't wanna cooperate. Basically, she told us to get off the property. We were hoping that she'd give us the keys, being that it'd be the right thing to do. It's not her vehicle."

When the CW11 reporter went to confront Kim on "the economy and the issue of repossessions," Lil' Kim responded with "Oh please, get the fuck out of here. You are so fucking ridiculous."

Don't fuck with the Queen B!

According to reports, there has been a increase of 15-20% in repos. You know the economy is bad when there's such a high rise in repossessions!!!

A rep for the repo company that took Kim's car says, "Another stereotype situation is that the people who lose their cars are poor. It's not the truth at all. The truth is it's pretty evenly distributed throughout the entire economic base."

He also adds, "We're really not there to negotiate. The customer, many times, does not understand that we're gonna take the car with or without their cooperation."

Sucks for Kimmy!

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Joe Simpson, ever the entrepreneur, is pitching a Newlyweds type show to MTV revolving around his other daughter, Ashlee. Cameras will follow Ashlee and Pete as the go about their mundane lives. A source tells OK!:

“He knows that no one cared about Jessica before her reality show, and he’s hoping a show for Ashlee will have the same effect.”

This will suck. The most exciting episode will be the wedding night one where Pete frantically runs away from Ashlee’s vagina for 30 minutes until he crumples to the floor in exhaustion, at which point Ashlee climbs on top of his heaving body to deflower him. The rest of the season will just be of Pete sobbing in the shower.

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Kim Kardashian and her sister Khloe continued their Amazonian assault on fashion by stopping by the Jimmy Choo Launch Event today in Australia. Hopefully these photos will restore your eyesight after the Amy Winehouse post. My peepers healed so much I actually grew a third one. No, wait, that's a zit. I really need to stop cleaning my face with a Whopper. Holy shit, I think it blinked. Somebody tell The Geekologie Writer to meet me in the bathroom. STAT! Oh, and also tell him I don't need the Hooker Disintegration Ray this time. But keep it primed and set on "Whoops! Forgot you were in the trunk."

Kim Kardashian and her sister Khloe continued their Amazonian assault on fashion by stopping by the Jimmy Choo Launch Event today in Australia. Hopefully these photos will restore your eyesight after the Amy Winehouse post. My peepers healed so much I actually grew a third one. No, wait, that's a zit. I really need to stop cleaning my face with a Whopper. Holy shit, I think it blinked. Somebody tell The Geekologie Writer to meet me in the bathroom. STAT! Oh, and also tell him I don't need the Hooker Disintegration Ray this time. But keep it primed and set on "Whoops! Forgot you were in the trunk."

Kim Kardashian and her sister Khloe continued their Amazonian assault on fashion by stopping by the Jimmy Choo Launch Event today in Australia. Hopefully these photos will restore your eyesight after the Amy Winehouse post. My peepers healed so much I actually grew a third one. No, wait, that's a zit. I really need to stop cleaning my face with a Whopper. Holy shit, I think it blinked. Somebody tell The Geekologie Writer to meet me in the bathroom. STAT! Oh, and also tell him I don't need the Hooker Disintegration Ray this time. But keep it primed and set on "Whoops! Forgot you were in the trunk."

They sure move fast!

Access Hollywood is is reporting that Mariah Carey and new boyfriend, Nick Cannon, are DEFINITELY getting married.

Yes, that is an engagement ring she's been seen wearing recently!

Mimi's 38-years old. Nick's only 27!

Cougariffic!

Mimi was previously married to music mogul Tommy Mottola.

Nick was previously engaged to a Victoria's Secret model. This will be his first marriage, though.

Congrats to the pair.

How long until they break up??????

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TV Guide has just named Jennifer Love Desperate the "Sexiest Woman on TV."

Is she the only person they were able to get to pose for their cover???

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Amy Winehouse was spotted visiting her husband, Blake, in jail on Wednesday.

This is the pair's first face-to-face since the numerous reports of her infidelity broke.

Crackheads, trying to make it last!

Lindsay Lohan reportedly signed a deal to be the spokesmodel for the credit card giant Visa Swap, an ethical-clothing campaign, which will take place in London's Covent Garden. The campaign will see the actress/singer pose in a selection of vintage pieces to publicize the store, Visa Swap Shop. Lindsay recently ...

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April Lavigne "postponed" her San Diego concert tonight.

Perezious reader Jeff tells us that excessive partying could be the main reason why she can't play in San Diego this evening.

He shares with us:

"Avril and Boys Like Girls (Avril's support band) played here (in Vegas) last night at the Palms…yesterday afternoon (at a private performance before the big show) the lead singer of Boys Like Girls Martin Johnson said, "We (he & Avril) got so wasted last night in her suite." He told us how she (Avril) had a bowling alley in her suite and that they "went shot (alcohol) for shot all night long." Even at the show last night, in front of her very young audience, she claimed that she was "hung-over" from drinking so much the night before. I think that is one of the many reasons she bucked the San Diego show…"

So responsible. Promoting drinking to the tweens in the audience.

April sucks!

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Ashley Olsen - smiling!!!!!

The twin, on a solo night out, flashed her grin (a rare occurrence) at the Everywhere At Once cocktail party and screening hosted by Harper's Bazaar in NYC on Tuesday night.

An Olsen smiling is, like, against nature!

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Welcome to another exciting edition of "Amy Winehouse's Batshit Front Door Theater." In this installment, Amy shows off her new love bite. She claims it's a gift from her incarcerated husband Blake during this morning's visit. Unfortunately, Amy was never taught the difference between a hickey and an attempted stab wound from a prison shank. But sometimes you just gotta let a girl have her moment - until she passes out from infection.

Welcome to another exciting edition of "Amy Winehouse's Batshit Front Door Theater." In this installment, Amy shows off her new love bite. She claims it's a gift from her incarcerated husband Blake during this morning's visit. Unfortunately, Amy was never taught the difference between a hickey and an attempted stab wound from a prison shank. But sometimes you just gotta let a girl have her moment - until she passes out from infection.

Our future husband, actor Van Hansis, has been nominated for a Daytime Emmy for his portrayal of Luke Snyder on As the World Turns.

Luke and Noah rule!

The crazy conservatives may have their panties in a bunch that there is a storyline involving an openly gay couple - that kiss! - on daytime TV, but it's nice to see that Emmy voters don't care.

Forget the hate. Appreciate!

We hope Van walks away with a statue!

[Image via vanhansis.net.]

Just earlier, we were moaning that she isn't doing enough TV. Now….

Madonna is reaching out to the peeps!

For the first time in BET history, Madge is going to be hanging out with the network's 106 & PARK team this coming Friday!

According to a press release, the show's prepping to give her Madgesty "a welcome celebration like never before".

Madonna will also introduce her new video 4 Minutes, featuring Timbaland.

While in NYC Madge should do SNL and maybe Today or Good Morning America, too!

And Letterman!

And Conan!

And TRL!

And pretty much EVERYTHING!

You gotta hussle, momma.

Paula Abdul's publicist, Jeff Ballard, just sent us the following email.

This is what he has to say:

"Set the record straight…..Paula was NOT drunk yesterday, she did not have a martini yesterday at lunch. It was a sparkling water with lime….she DOES NOT drink……you are just repeating what TMZ had up for a few minutes earlier today and have since taken down completely since they didn't have the proof to back it up…and don't want to risk legal action. It also wasn't her assistant that was with her…it was the head of Talent for FOX.

Do the right thing and correct this erroneous reporting."

And there you have it!

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Sources reveal to PerezHilton.com that April Lavigne has "postponed" her concert in San Diego concert.

April's supposedly suffering from throat problems.

We sense that she's really plagued with poor ticket sales! We're hearing THAT is the real reason for the last-minute cancellation.

Boo hoo!

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Only hours away!!!!

CLICK HERE to watch Madonna live in concert from Roseland in NYC tonight at 10 P.M. Eastern/7 P.M. Pacific.

Her Madgesty always delivers live!

Lindsay Lohan is trying her hardest to make it big again.

And how does she plan to do so??????

She's going to partner up with Snoop Dogg for her third album!

Yes, unfortunately, she IS releasing another shiteous record.

LaLohan is now a part of Motown. Yes. Lohan is on Motown.

As for her track with Snoop Dogg, insiders are saying the song is "amazing." Those insiders are probably Lindsay and Dina!

Adding to the list of collaborators, Motown will be bringing in musicians like Pharrell and Timbaland to help try and make a good record.

That's not always guaranteed, though.

Look at what happened to Ashlee Simpson!

Also working on a record is Lindsay's little sister, Dina Ali, who's in the studio recording her own album for Jimmy Lovine’s Interscope via Maloof Music.

What's next? Mom Dina to release her own album?

We should be so lucky!

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