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This technically isn’t related to celebrities, but whatever. The story is awesome and insanely creepy. During what I presume was a sting operation, hidden cameras revealed F1 boss Max Mosely to be a Nazi orgy loving, sado-masochistic, role-playing pervert. Max is the son of Oswald Mosely who was such good friends with Adolph Hitler that Hitler was the guest of honor at his wedding.

Multi-millionaire Max “plays a concentration camp commandant in a five hour torture chamber video.” In it, he whips two hookers in concentration camp uniforms and at one point hysterically yells, “she needs more of ze punishment!” Later, he is whipped himself until he starts bleeding. Then he and the hookers do a bunch of other weird stuff. Did I mention Max is 67-years-old?

This was reported by News of the World and I’ve quoted the more interesting parts. It’s a long read, but it’s worth it. NSFW video above.

…while brandishing a LEATHER STRAP over a brunette’s naked bottom.

Then the lashes rain down as Mosley counts them out in German: “Eins! Zwei! Drei! Vier! Fünf! Sechs!”

With each blow, the girl yelps in pain as grinning, grey-haired Mosley becomes clearly aroused. And after the beating, he makes her perform a sex act on him.

Before hammering away at the girls he plays a cowering death camp inmate himself, having his GENITALS inspected and his hair searched for LICE—mocking the humiliating way Jews were treated by SS death camp guards in World War II.

Then, head bowed and tied up in chains, he is interrogated by a dominatrix before being chained up and LASHED so hard over a TORTURE BENCH that he WHIMPERS for mercy and has to have a wound dressing put on his backside.

After paying £2,500 in cash, Mosley—a good friend of F1 billionaire Bernie Ecclestone—was ordered by the head hooker to strip as she played out his sick fantasy.

“OK, undress,” she snapped. “UNDRESS! You are going to be punished to be shown how we treat prisoners in our facility.”

As his white Y-fronts hit the floor, the powerfully built blonde barked out her orders: “Head down. Let’s see if they have been keeping you clean at the other facility.

“Hurry up! Lie face down! Don’t look at me!” Mosley meekly obeyed and was chained and manacled before another blonde dominatrix, wearing only a jacket, shirt and knee-length boots, entered the room.

As another hooker ticked off points on an inspection sheet, she roughly scrutinised his head and private parts before demanding his age. “I’m 42,” he whispered, lying to attract a severe beating. He also lied about his name, saying he was called Tim Barnes, so the punishment would be really painful.

He got what he wanted. “You are now going to be punished,” hissed the dominatrix. “You are going to receive 12 strokes of the birch plus another three for not telling me your real age. Then you will receive six strokes of the cane.”

Mosley was then bent over and strapped naked to a leather torture bench. The muscular blonde dealt him 15 savage blows. Towards the end Mosley was whimpering and gasped for breath. Reddened and bruised, he then received a further six strokes with a cane.

His flogging over, he left the room before saying, “Thank you, mistress”. After having his wounds dressed, Mosley makes the transformation from masochist to sadist. Now fully clothed, he bends two blonde girls over the whipping bench, their striped concentration camp-style uniform bottoms yanked down to expose their buttocks.

He converses in German with one girl throughout the torture, loving every minute of death camp role-play, while the other girl pleads: “I don’t know what you are saying, so I don’t know what to do.”

A frantic orgy then begins, as a brunette hooker is strapped to a bench before a dominatrix uses a sex toy on her. Later she performs a lesbian act on one of the blondes. Red-faced and panting, Mosley looks on like a child in a sweet shop, but surrounded by bright red bottoms.

The orgy lasted almost five hours and the five hookers spent the final ten minutes laughing and drinking wine together. One said: “The girls have all had a good seeing-to!”

After the sex marathon, Mosley dressed again and had a quick pit-stop, turning down wine in favour of a cup of tea. At 5.05pm, he put on his overcoat and disappeared into the blustery afternoon to resume his other life as Max the respectable motor-racing mogul who will be officiating at the next Formula One Grand Prix in Bahrain next weekend.

*Scoots assless chaps, laxatives, fist-shaped dildo and midget hookers under bed* Heh heh. That guy’s a freak, huh?

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Yes, we are thrilled that Leona Lewis is doing so well in America.

She has a #1 song with Bleeding Love and we can say….."We called it way back in 2006!"

Leona's success is also very bittersweet for us because, as many of you have noticed, we haven't been writing about her. Nor will we mention her any time soon.

We also have several other artists that are "dead to us." They include: Celine Dion, Christina Aguilera, Jennifer Lopez, The Gossip, Adele, Usher, Justin Timberlake and more. These are some of our favorite musicians. It really, truly pains us not to talk about them. But, it is something we HAVE to do!

Why????

Because Zomba, which is owned by Sony BMG, is suing us and we had a lightbulb go off recently: we can't support any artist signed to Sony BMG.

Why should we help the company suing us make money???? Especially when their lawsuit is personal!

Sony BMG, and their labels Zomba and Jive, are suing us for streaming several songs that turned out to be by Britney Spears.

When these songs first leaked, there was a lot of doubt as to whether they were Britney or a fake. Plus, we never made any music downloadable.

Every time we saw a take-down notice from the R.I.A.A., we complied immediately. By the way, no one at Sony BMG ever contacted us about Britney.

Also, every song we posted - not knowing if it was or wasn't an authentic Spears song - had already been all over the internet and fansites, yet PerezHilton.com is the only entity being sued by Sony BMG.

That's just not right! And, what's even worse are the outrageous demands Sony BMG are making in order to get them to settle this lawsuit and have this case dropped. We don't wanna get into specifics, as this hasn't all been resolved yet.

Sony BMG may win this battle, but at the end of the day we will be the ones laughing.

We KNOW that our support can help their artists, some of our favorites, immensely. We hope alienating us was worth it for Sony BMG!

Every other label out there wants to have us as a friend. It really makes us question the business practices of Sony BMG that they would rather have Perez as an enemy.

Their loss!

And, though we may never write about Leona again, we still love her. Always will. Same for Xtina. And J Lo. And Adele. And Ditto.

Our heart is sad.

[Image via WENN.]

Despite various reports and photos of the two together, Rihanna and Chris Brown are still denying that they are a pair.

This weekend, during the Kid's Choice Awards, Rihanna told MTV News that "We are best friends, honestly, like brother and sister."

Like brother and sister? Does she mean like Angelina Jolie used to be with her brother?

Ewwww.

Rihanna continues, "We both started our careers around the same time. He is one of the only people in the industry … I trust and hang out with all the time. If he was a boyfriend, I would say that."

At the same event, Chris said "They keep asking me, 'What's the deal?' I'm like, 'There's no deal. No deal.' We're just friends." The singer then said, "Be yourself, and see as many girls as possible!"

Yea, he's trying to play the media but it's just not working!

Come on and admit it already.

Universal Music Publishing Group (UMPG) just announced that they will renew Mariah Carey's contract in an exclusive, worldwide publishing agreement.

The company will continue to publish Mariah's songs and future records, and she is sure to rake in millions doing so!

David Renzer, Chairman & CEO of UMPG, stated "Mariah Carey is well known for her incredible voice, but we also celebrate her incredible strength as a songwriter and the fact that she has co-written most of her best known songs. We're honored that she has agreed to renew her working relationship with UMPG and we look forward to continuing to promote her amazing and wonderful body of work globally."

Touch her body…of work!

[Photo via Getty Images.]

The title pretty much sums it up!

Click here to check it out.

Him again!

That fugly dude seen on the beach in Miami this past weekend with a booger-picking Tara Reid seems to be more than a one-time fling.

The handsome hunk and the former actress got their pAArty on at Diddy's Winter Music Conference party.

And then they went home and…

Ewwww! Yuk! Yuk! GROSS!

[Image via Mr. Paparazzi.]

Miz Kylie Minogue kept herself cool with the help of a fan before the cameras started rolling Monday morning for her appearance on the Today show.

Does she have someone that holds her cups while she drinks out of a straw????

That would be very Mimi of her! She is the Queen Diva, after all.

[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

The Office beauty Rashida Jones is featured in the new issue of Allure magazine with her mom, former model Peggy Lipton.

Her mom is 61 years old!!!! For reals!!!! And, she looks like she's naturally that gorgeous, without any nips and tucks.

Share your secrets, Peggy!!!

And she does.

“I advise my daughters to moisturize, moisturize, moisturize, but worrying too much about the way you look will age you," Lipton tells Allure. "Beauty at any age really does come from within.”

Says Rashida, whose father is legendary musician Quincy Jones, “My sister and I used to tease my Mom about the lengths she would go to to stay out of the sun and prepare her skin for bed with all sorts of creams and oils, but seeing how she looks now, I happily eat my words."

Note to self: moisturize every fucking hour!!! Sleep in a tub of lard. Whatever it takes!!!

Oasis and Ryan Adams (and the Cardinals) are hitting the road together at the end August!

Sad news (for us at least) is that they're only playing a few cities and LA isn't one of them.

Oasis will play their first live show in over two years at Seattle's WaMu Theater on the 26th of August before crossing the Canadian border with Adams and his band to play shows in Vancouver, Edmonton and Calgary.

Pre-sale tickets go on sale tomorrow, April 1st.

If it wasn't Teddy Hilton's birthday week, we totally would have considered going up to Seattle or Canada for a few days to see one of the shows.

Say hello to a whole lotta crazy!

John Cusack's alleged stalker is behind bars - for now.

Despite a restraining order barring her from approaching Cusack, hardcore fan Emily Leatherman showed up outside his home in Malibu on Sunday night.

Deputies were called to the 24000 block of Malibu Road about 7 p.m. Sunday after a cab driver reported that a passenger was refusing to pay a fare for a ride to that area.

As deputies approached the scene, they were flagged down by Cusack, who told them he recognized the woman in the cab and that she had been stalking him.

Leatherman is being held in lieu of $150,000 bail.

Hope Leatherman gets some psychological help when she gets out!

And hopefully she gets a nice dermatologist in jail!

[Image via Los Angeles Times.]

This turkey's almost ready to serve!

We love turkey (and mashes potatoes)….and Cate Blanchett too!

The fabulaux Australian actress, still zexy while sperminated, waddled to a local shop on Sunday near her temporary Hunters Hill home, in Sydney, Australia.

This will be Cate's third child.

[Image by BARM via Fame Pictures.]

This is no joke!

Click here for a Spanish language interpretation of the Matt Damon / Sarah Silverman classic.

Dearest Jan-Jan, Before we begin, I'd like to commend you on your efforts entertaining our troops during the Second World War. At the ripe young age of 40, you gave our boys something to live for as they fought to stop Hitler from finding Jesus' cup in that tomb with the knight who was like super old. Anyway, those glory days are long gone. When you reach the triple digits, it's time to retire the bikini. How do I put this delicately? Your ass looks like E.T.'s stomach - but more Play-Doh-y. So Play-Doh-y, in fact, that I'm about ready to bust out my Spaghetti Factory. I like to make the stars! Godspeed, The Superficial Writer NOTE: Not sure what this is, but I'm convinced it's our duty as a society to kill it.

Paris Hilton busted up her chin over the weekend as she was leaving a music store in Prague. She was fleeing the paparazzi when she tripped over a step and landed face first into the ground. Being the heroic knight that he is, Paris' boyfriend Benji Madden failed to help Paris to her feet and instead stepped over her. Although after realizing she was actually hurt, he did eventually turn back around to help her. Which I guess is actually pretty impressive, because if I saw Paris Hilton lying face first on the floor I'm pretty sure my first instinct would be to kick her. Well that, or bring both my hands to my face in shock that she wasn't naked and covered in used condoms. Haha, just kidding. Paris Hilton? Condoms? It's like I'm writing a fantasy novel. A video of Benji pleading with the paparazzi to leave Paris alone after the jump.

Shia LaBeouf is working out his aggressions in a healthy way!

The actor, whose had some recent "troubles" with the law, went to a gun range in Los Angeles this weekend for a little skeet shooting.

The photo agency also claims that Shia attended an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting. That's a good thing too!

[Image via Steve/Chris via National Photo Group.]

Winners have 48 hours to reply to my email with their mailing address.

1st - Cammy. For being relatively clever.

“Oh Dave, it’s life-size! Bottom heavy and LITE on top!”

2nd - Karebear. Snicker, fat chicks.

Reddi Wip Canned Topping– the drug of choice of chubby, little chipmunks (and fat chicks) everywhere!

3rd - Ed. For providing me with fantastic chipmunk imagery and letting me know how disturbed he really is.

Wow, I”ve never come THAT much myself!

Once again, I’ve been given the task to dole out a few prizes on my site. In return, I had to give up my first born. Not a problem since his fingers have finally gotten too fat to sew tennis shows. Useless bitch.

Rules are simple:

1. Come up with a witty caption for the picture above
2. Write it down as a comment or email it to me at theblemish (at) gmail.com using/leaving a valid e-mail address
3. Pray I don’t make fun of you

Contest ends March 31, 2008

1st and 2nd place: Alvin and the Chipumks DVD + soundtrack

3rd place: Alvin and the Chipmunks DVD

Note: If any of you have pictures you’d think be good for the next caption contest, send those in too.

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Jessica Simpson is currently being treated for a kidney infection at Cedars-Sinai. She checked in on Friday because of aches and a fever. Her boyfriend, Tony Romo, wasn’t there because he had prior commitments in Dallas. For, uhm, charity. Yea, charity. That’s it.

I’ve always wanted to be a doctor at Cedars-Sinai. That way when Jessica comes in I can tell her that she needs to strip naked to be throughly examined with massage oil. Oh, and I’ll tell her not to worry about me getting naked too. I just need to take her temperature. With my penis.

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Dearest Jan-Jan, Before we begin, I'd like to commend you on your efforts entertaining our troops during the Second World War. At the ripe young age of 40, you gave our boys something to live for as they fought to stop Hitler from finding Jesus' cup in that tomb with the knight who was like super old. Anyway, those glory days are long gone. When you reach the triple digits, it's time to retire the bikini. How do I put this delicately? Your ass looks like E.T.'s stomach - but more Play-Doh-y. So Play-Doh-y, in fact, that I'm about ready to bust out my Spaghetti Factory. I like to make the stars! Godspeed, The Superficial Writer

Look at how dreamy he looks!

David Beckham enjoys an L.A. Lakers home game this past weekend.

Sigh.

[Photo via Getty Images.]

The superstar that is Teddy Hilton made a new friend in the adorable Charlie Bynes!

On Sunday night, we made it out to the Velvet Margarita Cantina in Hollywood to celebrate Charlie and mommy Amanda Bynes's cover of Animal Fair magazine.

They're just friends, though. Sadly, we don't think Teddy is gay doggie. We're not so sure about Charlie! ha ha

[Teddy's sweater courtesy of Kate Ross New York. Pretzel's sweater courtesy of Ben Sherman. Thanks to Dana Dynamite!]

Jake Gyllenhaal, Reese Witherspoon, and her two adorable kiddies were spotted at LAX this weekend.

The couple and crew were returning from a week-long trip to Mexico. Hope they had a nice Spring Break with the tots.

Why so shy????

Reese has her kids well trained! Keep those heads down when the paps are around!

Poor Jakey is still hobbling around on crutches.

Don't show this pic to Ryan Phillippe. It'll make him more "uncomfortable" and stuff!

[Image via National Photo Group.]

Late January we reported that NKOTB were considering a reunion.

Now reports have been confirmed that news. How anti-climactic!

New Kids On The Block, the original N'Sync all-boy band, will be performing together for the first time in years on April 4th, on the Today show. Yeah, that's THIS Friday.

NKTOB, consisting of Jordan Knight, Jonathan Knight, Joey McIntyre, Danny Wood, and Donnie Wahlberg are back together. But will this be as successful as the Spice Girls reunion???

Coincidentally, 2008 marks the groups 20th anniversary since the release of their big hit, Hangin' Tough.

A reunion tour seems like it might be in the works.

But the question is, does anyone still care?

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Last week it was announced that Raul Castro's government <a href="http://perezhilton.com/2008-03-28-at-least-this-is-some-progress
" target="_blank">will allow Cubans to own cell phones.

Now, reports claim that early Monday the younger Castro quietly lifted the controversial ban keeping Cubans from staying at tourist hotels and renting cars.

Granma, the Communist Party daily newspaper, made no mention of the change on its website early Monday, but several hotel and rental-car employees said they were informed of the move late Sunday.

A hotel worker , who declined to give his name out of fear, welcomed the change. "Cubans should have the same rights as everyone else," he said.

Amen!

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  The Celebrity singer Rihanna was at the Pauley Pavilion Saturday night's attending at Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards. Rihanna - who is currently taking care of her charity performances - walked alone at the orange carpet, though the singer was spotted getting cozy with in the last weeks with, what it ...

Hollywood actress Cameron Diaz was among the lucky winners who took home a trophy from this year Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards. During the ceremony which was held at the Pauley Pavilion, Ashton Kutcher presented Cameron Diaz the Wannabe Award for being the best role model. Last time when Cameron Diaz ...

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Denzel was captured looking rather unusual outside of Hollyweird’s Villa Lounge recently.

Fill In The Blank: Denzel looks like he’s been _____________________.

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Rihanna was all incognito while shopping at the Grove earlier today. She sure does like to get her shop on, as well as her free publicity. Note her sour expression. It’s most likely it’s due to the stares of those sleazy looking dudes behind her (see thumbnails).

Check out pics of Eve at some event for her hair stylist Ken Paves and more pics of Rihanna performing in San Francisco recently now (more…)

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Solange has some new music out called “God Given Name”. Check it out:

This actually isn’t bad, she promises she’s not high…

Nickelodeon doesn't want Disney to have all the high school fun….or money!

On April 21st, Nick will kick off filming Spectacular — their answer to the Mouse's High School Musical.

Are rip-offs ever as good as the original???

Spectacular centers on a preppy high school girl who is part of the school's Spectacular choir. The group is in sad shape, with its most talented members either having graduated or been stolen away by a rival squad. The preppy sees salvation in a cocky rock guy who reluctantly joins the choir to win a money prize that would finance his rock 'n' roll dreams. But the rocker doesn't factor in falling for the preppy girl.

Hmmmm….

If it's more like Mean Girls meets Bring It On and less like HSM, then we'd be very interested to see it!

Nick's people are also making it a point to say the songs in Spectacular will be performance-based rather than featuring characters suddenly breaking out into song like they do in High School Musical.

Whatever… it's still a knock off!

We're not so sure about this. It better be damn good to get over the knock off vibe.

Plus, Nick doesn't have the Zefron!

[Image via WENN.]

Lara Flynn Boyle left Mr. Chows the other day looking like someone dumped battery acid over her face. Like she was the Wicked Witch of the West and was finally melting. Like someone smacked her on the cheeks causing her to do her best imitation of Droopy. Like her jowls were losing to her breasts in a race to see which one can withstand the tests of time. That is to say, Lara looked fabulous! She should get plastic surgery more often. Clearly, it can only serve to enhance one’s beauty.

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