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Dear Tattooed Lady, I, along with everyone else today, read on every single website in existence that Jesse James is cheating on Sandra Bullock with you.  And then I actually read one of the whole stories, and it turns out that the reason we all know about this now is because you decided to tell the [...]

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Japan is a funny place. Besides having food packaging that makes you think every product in their specialty markets contains baby powder, teddy bears and lemon, they also out-internet America’s fetish for animals. Specifically, cats. Specificalier (word), cats who look like fat ancient old men. But one thing that seems all [...]

Sometimes when you’re reading through celebrity news (you know, cause it’s your job), you come across a story that interests you.  For example, you’ll be on contactmusic.com and see a headline that reads, “Lil Wayne’s Attourney Requests Trial Postponement,”  and you’re like, “Lil Wayne!  What are you up to THIS time!?”  And you fully intend [...]

Single laaaadies, lemme hear you screammmm! You know what time it is, girls… BRINKS HOME SECURITY COMMERCIAL TIME! This weekend, SNL featured a parody of those ubiquitous Brinks/Broadway Home Security commercials, which usually go something like this: Single girl says goodbye to a nice man, presumable some sort of killer/rapist; Rapey Patterson breaks the [...]

My mother finds Donnie Trump Jr. good looking. I prefer my men without electric anode rods in their anus. But that’s just meeee. *tap dances out of the room* Daylight Savings Time hit hard this year, as technically we lost three hours of our lives. One, to Daylight Savings, and two more hours thanks [...]

If you thought that ChatRoulette was simply an internet playground comprised of pimply-faced teens and serial masturbators, well, you’re not entirely incorrect. There are most certainly scads of those people hanging around the hottest URL in the game, but then again, there’s also Merton. You see, a scant four days ago, an anonymous YouTube user [...]

There’s a new ad campaign for Vitamin water. And that’s great; new ad campaigns are great.  But just as a general rule, probably new ad campaigns should make sense and not needlessly include a an ambiguous racial reference.  I didn’t major in marketing or anything, but I get the feeling that chapter one in any [...]

Comedian Joe Mande passes on this photo of P. Diddy (that is what he’s calling himself now, yes?) photobombing perhaps the world’s most famous painting, the Mona Lisa, while at the Louvre. And the more we think about it, the more we realize these two have tons in common. They are both timeless icons. [...]

When you’re a sheep, squeezing anything out of your lifechute has gotta be a scene. But when you’re a sheep who manages to pop out a 23 lb baby lamb — 3 times the normal size — let’s just say your sheep-v would still be a-stingin. Thankfully, that hasn’t stopped Sally from being so super [...]