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Paris HiltonEXCLUSIVE: Adam Lambert Gets ?Unplugged?? and We?re On The Scene!
When you hear the name Adam Lambert, plenty of words come to mind. Glamorous. Larger-than-life. Talent explosion. Cod piece. But perhaps one word that has never been previously associated with Lambert is “Unplugged.” In fact, if there’s one thing the guy is, it’s “Plugged.” So when our boss [...]
While You Were Watching Your VHS Copy Of The Lost Boys You Taped Off Cable
Fox has pushed back the release of the Oliver Stone and Shia LeBeouf joint Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps from April to September. They are also changing the name to Wall Street: Money Sits On Its Lazy Ass All Summer Playing X-Box. Bravo announced a new series “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills,” the fifth now [...]
?The Runaways? Proves You Can?t CGI Being a Teenaged Whore
Dakota Fanning, it’s safe to say, is a pretty great actress. She’s been acting since back in the day when her name was “Anonymous Zygot.” She’s worked with some of the best directors in cinematic history. She’s grown into a very pretty young woman. Dakota’s such a powerful actress, she was [...]
Mystery Solved: Jacob From Lost Actually Works For Jackie Treehorn
The other day on Twitter, Mystery Team director Dan Eckman pointed out that we’ve actually known who Jacob on Lost is all along: He is the guy who dunks The Dude’s head in toilet at the beginning of The Big Lebowski (well, the actor Mark Pellegrino who plays Jacob… but I am under the assumption [...]
Bill Gates And Bill Clinton Join Bill Forces
Bill Gates and Bill Clinton testified before the Senate Foreign Relations Committee about the United State’s role in improving global health. From these photos, though, it looked like Bill Gates was just happy to be hanging out with coolest MF’er in the world:
Our Long National Nightmare Is Over: Billy Mitchell Dethroned As Donkey Kong King
If you’ve never seen the documentary The King of Kong, you’re missing the greatest sports movie ever in all of history. Go rent it. Otherwise this means nothing to you and you’ll never realize how empty your life was before this movie came along. I WEEP for you, sir or madam. I weep. If you have [...]
Remembering Corey Haim, Eighties Teen Dream, 1971-2010
Ed. Note: To honor Corey Haim, we’ve invited friend and blogger Mark Graham to share his thoughts on the actor’s untimely passing. — M. Collins Just because we all knew this day was coming doesn’t make the news any easier to swallow: Corey Haim, eighties teen icon and the Canadian half of the Two Coreys, finally [...]
LOST NON-RECAP: Paging ?Dr. Linus?
Dan Hopper, your usual Lost-Recapper-In-Chief (that’s his actual title here) is away this week and plans to do a full recap of this episode when he returns. However, because this is the only site on the internet still talking about Lost, we wanted to give you guys a forum to sound off on last night’s [...]
Don Draper Ken Doll Still Sleeps Around Despite Lack of Genitals
The fine folks at Mattel have announced that they will be releasing a special Mad Men inspired line of Barbie dolls, including Don and Betty Draper, the silverest of foxes Roger Sterling, and Joan Holloway, who, from the looks of it, received one of Mattel’s trademarked debreastifications. But the truest of Mad Men [...]
You Can?t Write This Stuff: The News Talks About Caulk In The Butt
Most working days in the news game you have to talk about stuff like the health care debate or Afghanistan. But, every now and then a special day arrives when you get to talk about a guy in New Jersey putting caulk in women’s butts. That is when it all becomes worth it: