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Well, it’s official: The Oscars will now be 100 percent not funny at all this Sunday! (Not including Billy Crystal’s 45 minute silent ode parody song to The Artist of course.) That’s because organizers have pulled Sacha Baron Cohen’s tickets upon learning that he was planning to show up to the ceremony dressed as The Dictator, the title character to his upcoming movie who looks like a cross between Kim Jong Il and Fidel Castro’s “ropa vieja” (Cuban for his crotch). Now: Cohen is BANNED from attending. According to Deadline, word spread that Cohen was going to walk the red carpet in character as a ruthless Middle Eastern dictator, then change into a tuxedo for the actual show itself. The nerve of that man. Thinking he could actually have any sort of sense of humor at a show whose highlight is the In Memorium montage. Deadline is quick to point out the double-standard of this banning: An Oscars spokesperson acknowledged to Deadline yesterday: ?We would hope that every studio knows that this is a bad idea. The Red Carpet is not about stunting.? Oh really? Then why did Trey Parker and Matt Stone of South Park crossdress down the Red Carpet as J-Lo and Gwyneth Paltrow in evening gowns in 2000? Or Ben Stiller appear as an Oscar presenter in full blue Avatar makeup and hair in 2010? Well, I think we all probably know the answer to that: Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is in the Academy. Ahead, take a look at the trailer for The Dictator… not the red BANNED version sadly.

72-year-old Chandra Bahadur Dangi is currently in the miniature-legged running for the coveted Guinness title of Shortest Man In The World. Guys, he’s only 22 inches tall. That’s less than 2 feet!! (For what it’s worth, I was 22 inches when I was born. Sure, I am a giant woman now, but still… kind of insane.) Now I’m no size queen, but I’m definitely lactating looking at these photos. Gawker put together a list of 10 Surprising Things Taller Than The World’s Smallest Man. But why make an already miniature fellow feel even more miniature? Here are 10 Things Shorter Than The Shortest Man In The World, alongside some photos of the guy… just a little “mid-day ego pick-me-up” for Chandra. 10. IS TALLER THAN: A MOUSE’S TEDDY BEAR (via) 9. IS TALLER THAN: A HAMSTER’S DINNER (via) 8. IS TALLER THAN: A REALLY TINY BREAK-UP LETTER (via) 7. IS TALLER THAN: A VERY SMALL GUN (via) 6. IS TALLER THAN: MARCEL THE SHELL WITH SHOES ON (via) 5. IS TALLER THAN: A FLY PLAYING MOZART (via) 4. IS TALLER THAN: VERNE TROYER’S FIST 3. IS TALLER THAN: THIS HORSE (I THINK) (via) 2. IS TALLER THAN: A PUG IN AN OFFICE CHAIR (via) 1. IS TALLER THAN: A FLY BUILDING A SNOWMAN (via) [Photos: Getty Images]

We’ve already enjoyed the past couple weeks of Jeremy Lin pun headlines, but now, as Linsanity overlaps with this period of Lent, let’s take a moment to give up not looking at awesomely terrible pun signs and celebrate 40 Days Of LIN-T with these photos of The 40 Best Jeremy Lin Signs: 1, 2. 3. 4, 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16, 17. 18, 19, 20. 21. 22, 23, 24. 25. 26. 27. 28, 29, 30. 31. 32, 33, 34, 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. (Pics via Getty Images, The Hoop Doctors, Business Insider, and College Poison)

This Sunday’s broadcast of the Academy Awards promises to be one of the lowest-rated in quite some time. The public-at-large doesn’t seem to give a hoot whether or not The Artist topples The Descendents for Best Picture, so long as Uggie is able to overcome his mystery shaking disease and walks the red carpet in full, resplendent glory (while, at the same time, sniffing as many crotches as he damn well pleases). All of which got us thinking: Human actors and actresses are just plain BORING when compared to their canine counterparts. So, as a means of celebrating the many silver screen triumphs over the years of our four-legged friends, we here at Best Week Ever decided to create The WAG Awards as a means of celebrating the artistic achievements of man’s best friend. Dog lovers extraordinaire (and VH1 video editing maestros) Tami Foy, Joe Maziarski and Ravali Munipalle put together this highlight reel of the all-time greatest cinematic moments of the Canis lupus familiaris community, ranging from Lassie to Baxter to Marley to Uggie. We’ve got the full list of categories, including Tiniest Tiny Guy and the Cecil Pee DeMille nominees, for you to check out after the jump: BEST NEWCOMER Marley ? Marley and Me Otis?s Puppies ? The Adventures of Milo and Otis Old Yeller and Young Yeller ? Old Yeller Beethoven ? Beethoven Copper ? Fox and the Hound TINIEST TINY GUY Speck ? Pee Wee Herman?s Big Adventure Mugatu?s Dog ? Zoolander Toto ? The Wizard of Oz Bruiser ? Legally Blonde Mojo ? Transformers Milo ? The Mask MILLION DOLLAR RABIES Snot ? National Lampoon?s Christmas Vacation Hercules ? The Sandlot Dinky ? National Lampoon?s Vacation Puffy ? There?s Something About Mary Old Yeller ? Old Yeller Lassie ? Lassie Old Yeller ? Old Yeller IN MEMORIAM Samantha ? I Am Legend Marley ? Marley and Me Hooch ? Turner & Hooch Charlie ? All Dogs Go to Heaven Baxter – Anchorman M.B.F.F Baxter ? Anchorman Petey ? The Little Rascals Marley ? Marley and Me Uggie ? The Artist Einstein ? Back to the Future STARVINGEST ARTIST Shih Tzu – Ace Ventura: Pet Detective Beethoven ? Beethoven Hosehead ? Strange Brew Hooch ? Turner and Hooch Rottweiler ? Lethal Weapon 3 Quark ? Honey, I Shrunk the Kids Sonny ? Due Date BEST MONOLOGUE Baxter ? Anchorman Frank ? Men in Black Shithead ? The Jerk Baxter ? Anchorman Quark ? Honey, I Shrunk the Kids Shadow ? Homeward Bound BEST SOUND MIXING Sonny ? Due Date Moses- Meet the Fockers Colossus ? Van Wilder Moses ? Meet the Fockers THE CECIL PEE DeMILLE AWARD Mojo ? Transformers Verdell ? As Good As It Gets Who did we miss? Are dogs truly the Kings of the Acting World? Let us know what you think in the comments!

Justin Theroux is better known in most households as “that dude dating Jennifer Aniston.” For the record, I’ve loved him since Mulholland Dr. He was by far the hottest Mulholland Doctor (I never saw it). (No, I did.) Anyway, now he’s dating Jennifer Aniston and slowly people are actually caring about him. So much so that he appeared on The Ellen Degeneres Show today to promote Wanderlust, his latest film which totally does not star his famous girlfriend. (It does.) Justin was a real sport with Ellen, and when the subject of break-dancing comes up, turns into a shy Harajuku girl about his skills, claiming he needs his special break-dancing shoes. Well wouldn’t you know, Ellen managed to get a hold of them! Which leads us to this video of Justin Theroux break-dancing. He’s hot, def. But those jayyyns. His jeans are Polly Pocket sized, and give off the classic “Yosemite Sam” effect. Watch and visualize tiny little guns going off in his hands. (via Buzzfeed)

Nothing makes me prouder to flash my VH1 employee card than to know that I work at the same network that has made the Mob Wives‘ Big Ang a legend. Well Next Magazine feels the same way, as they transformed Angela ?Big Ang? Raiola from regular old mob wife into Marilyn Monroe. The resemblance is uncanny. It is not a can. The hair, the lips, the giant t’s… it’s Marilyn at her finest. Listen to her sing Happy Birthday and just TRY not to imagine Big Ang sensuously mouthing the words to President Kennedy who she is also secretly sleeping with. Two more classic, completely-not-nightmare-haunty photo ahead! (via The VH1 Blog and Next Magazine)

As a huge Star Trek: The Next Generation fan, I didn’t even have to click on the following video to know that it completely confirmed the observation that every TNG watcher is already well aware of: EVERY EPISODE of the show involves Mr. Worf making a very cautious suggestion, Picard or Riker shooting him down, and The Enterprise getting sucked into a terrible situation that makes up the whole episode because they ignored Worf’s very simple advice. To prove this theory with hilarious, overwhelming evidence, someone has compiled this FIFTEEN MINUTE video of Mr. Worf being told “no”. Only very serious TNG nerds need to watch past the first couple minutes, cause you get the idea pretty quick, but the whole this is greatness: That is the most thoroughly-proven point in the history of logic. Can we get this supercut-maker onto the Supreme Court asap? Please don’t say “no.” (via Geekologie)

Paps caught Charlize Theron leaving a Beverly Hills salon yesterday, and my oh my, is she a stunner. And my oh my, does she look stunning. A little leathery, sure, but loving that bronzer on her. Oh, also, this could be basssssically anyone in LA, tall and skinny with that Chloe purse, which is side-note everyone. So great job. [Via Splash]

Here’s Amir Sayoud from the Egyptian club Al Ahly attempting a penalty kick against Kima Aswan (if you didn’t already recognize those teams’ jerseys instantly from that picture). In a word, the penalty kick does not go so well. Fortunately, Al Ahly still won 4-0 so they managed to laugh it off, but this is basically every reluctant sports-playing child’s worst fear (short of Michelle’s shoe coming off during that touching Full House ‘we all make mistakes’ episode). LOVE the announcer’s call at the :09-:11 mark: (Thanks, Rich!)

Continuing the internet’s humorously relentless pursuit to keep Rick Santorum and gay sex inextricably connected, here’s a portrait of Rick Santorum’s face recreated mosaic-style from frames of gay pornography: The full NSFW-ish portrait is over at Unicorn Booty. You can’t really see too much though, even if you keep zooming in. This one friend of mine said.

This infomercial for the “Shed Pal” grooming tool features an oddly high amount of animals blankly staring off into space while being groomed. Is it a wacky coincidence, or does the Shed Pal somehow cause pets to have deep, distant philosophical thoughts about the absurdity of our universe? Check out these stills and be the judge: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. BONUS: Affects Humans Too!

Here’s a trailer for the Pee Wee’s Big Adventure porn parody. I am not shocked by this, as we know that everything will at some point be turned into a porn parody, as surely as every living thing will someday die and decay unto the earth from whence it came, it’s just – this one’s a little extra-draining, childhood-wise. Next up, the Beauty And The Beast porn parody, followed by Newsies, Follow That Bird, Looney Tunes, then just a movie where Vivid goes back in time and punches 7-year-old me in the sternum repeatedly: Our reaction? The same as Large Marge’s: (Joe My God, via The Daily What)

We don’t often post Kardashian-related stories on BWE anymore, mostly because we all tapped out on Kardashian news and making fun of Kardashian news circa ’09 (1909, actually, somehow), but seeing as we are technically a pop culture blog and carry some obligation to keep you informed of the goings-on of America’s three somethingsest humans, we’ll make one brief exception today and check in on our ol’ Celebrity Gossip Stalwarts. Let’s just stroll on over to Us Weekly and see what the Kardahsians have been OH DEAR GOD: This officially concludes our 2012 Kardashian coverage. You may write your own ass joke in the comments.

Here’s a video of two tykes re-creating the Black Knight scene from Monty Python And The Holy Grail, complete with childish taunting, swordfighting, and adorably brutal limb-chopping. The acting, fight choreography, and limb special effects on this video are all absolutely stunning. FYI, if anyone out there’s thinking “Are we kind of exploiting these kids for our own entertainment?”, I ask you, what good ARE kids if we can’t have them adorably re-create Monty Python scenes for our own entertainment? THEY ARE THE BEST: (via Rebecca E.)

2012 has already been a banner year for sloths, with the Baby Sloths Bathing Video, Kristen Bell’s Ellen Freakout, and the must-see Ultimate Sloth GIF Wall, but this week, Poison frontman and former VH1 sole-breadwinner Bret Michaels joined in the exslothvaganza with this jealousy-inspiring photo of him and Harry The Sloth: For the record, the 1 “ROCK” point scored by those devil horns is negated by the -800 “ROCK” points for holding a sloth at Busch Gardens while flashing said devil horns. I’m probably just jealous, but also concerned that after a few more photos like this, sloths might start very slowly crawling over the shark. Good thing it takes them months to get anywhere. (via Holy Cuteness)

As we continue pointlessly traipsing through these meaningless Breaking Bad-free months we call a life, we’re occasionally treated to a welcome internet respite when someone thankfully re-cuts something Breaking Bad related and lets us close our eyes and pretend for one glorious, fleeting second that another new Breaking Bad episode is less than 7 days away, God willing… My point is, check out this very expertly done Breaking Bad title sequence remix by jamesmontalbano Unrelated Sidenote: I would make a comment here about how I miss the artistry of lengthy, Sopranos-esque opening sequences (outside of HBO), but yesterday I just DVR Fast-Forwarded the four-second opening credits of Modern Family, so I’m pretty sure my attention span is long gone and ain’t coming back. Thank God for the internet though! I’m bored of this Sidenote. (via Onion AV Club)

Here’s a brief clip from the next Pixar animated short “La Luna,” which is set to play in theaters before Brave in June. It may seem odd to post just thirty seconds of a thing out of context, to which I only respond, do you want to see thirty seconds of “La Luna” or do you not want to see thirty seconds of “La Luna”? Also, it’s thirty very cool-looking seconds, plus I enjoy things that are only thirty seconds long. I am on the internet. Do we have a word for short clips from animated shorts? Shortaroonies? Short Squared? Salute Your This? Just say all three in succession and we’re good:

You may have seen the “100 Greatest Women in Music” on VH1 last week. If not, spoiler alert: VH1 crowned Her Madgesty greatest of all. Now, BWE.tv is tapping some of our favorite talking heads to present “The 8 Greatest Women in Pop,” a week-long video bracket countdown that allows you to decide the results. If you aren’t happy with our initial selection of women (No Whitney Houston! No Adele! No Olivia Newton-John!), let us know about it in the comments.

Ahhh, the internet: always doing God’s work. This week, a charitable soul from Red Letter Media has taken the liberty of cutting together every single punch to the face in the Swayz’ of Glory that is Road House. They were initially going to cut together every punch in the movie Road House, but then that just would’ve been the movie Road House. This really is the violentest movie ever made. Besides Home Alone 2: I was gonna joke “I hope someone cuts together all the throat-rips from Road House,” but that’s in there already for good measure. No notes from me! Send it to theaters. (via @DVERandy)

It’s The Walking Dead Season 2, Episode 9 entitled “Triggerfinger,” a double-meaning on Rick & Company literally having their fingers on their gun-triggers, and the current, tightly-wound, “Who’ll shoot first?” mental showdown between Rick and Shane as their various group allegiances threaten to turn inward. Or it’s the name of Sammy Hagar’s next supergroup, we’re not sure. Either way, we WILL see some human faces falling off sooner than later. The episode opens with Lori unconscious in her upside-down car while a walker ominously paws at her windshield, not unlike a zombie puppy begging for a refill of its water bowl. (Blood bowl? Nah zombie puppies probably drink water, then just eat like flesh milk bones or whatever). This is a very cool scene, though clearly, the writers just really wanted to have Lori fend off walkers in an upside-down car but couldn’t think of an actual reason for this scenario to happen. Rick, Hershel and Glenn, meanwhile, are still holed up in the local bar after murdering Philly Dave and the Peeman (also a popular morning radio show), and they hear the voices of people who’ve come to look for their disappeared companions. After a tense, silent standoff, Rick decides he’s had enough death for one day and tries to reason with them very verbosely: Looks like everything’s gonna be alllllllll ri- NOPE everyone’s shooting at everyone! The companions start shooting at the bar and Rick & Co. duck for cover. Glenn goes to check out the back of the bar and Hershel joins him and says “Rick wants you to try for the car.” Glenn says “TRY??” Hershel clarifies, “Try and succeed.” Glenn’s like, “Thanks, Sh*tty Yoda!” Glenn breaks for the car, almost gets shot .0001 second later, and immediately freezes, thinking of Maggie: Hershel quickly shoots Glenn’s assailant, and as the man writhes on the ground screaming, tons of walkers begin to converge on the bar. Rick comes back and is all like, “What’d I miss?” No biggie! Just, Hershel just shot some dude and left him to get eaten in the most horrendously violent way possible. Yikes, talk about accelerated emotions – in one day, Hershel’s gone from believing his bitten-family is still technically alive, to watching Shane slaughter his undead family in front of him, to having an alcoholic relapse and realizing he’s been wrong this whole time about walkers’ humanity, to watching Rick pre-emptively shoot two living humans to save himself, to a grand finale of shooting a stranger and leaving him to get his face eaten by walkers to buy himself escape time. If Hershel keeps going at this rate, he’s just gonna be The Comedian from Watchmen in like two episodes. Just as Rick, Glenn and Hershel are about to escape, they see The OthersTM picking up their companion from the roof of a nearby building, but when the guy jumps down to meet them, he falls and IMPALES HIS LEG ON A FENCE and his friends instantly ditch him: Jesus Christ, can any act in this show not be the bloodiest thing ever? Is this the Monty Python Salad Days sketch? Rick switches back to “Compassionate Grimes” mode and declares “We can’t leave him, he’s a kid,” and he and Hershel race to amputate the man’s leg in time to rescue him from the converging walkers. Just when it looks like they’ll have to abandon him and make one of those “It’s us or them, the world’s so different now” choices that Rick was starting to love so much, Rick does one final desperation yank and just pulls the guy’s leg back off the fence, throws him in the car, and they speed away. While this is happening, Lori is stuck alone in the woods after her failed quest to go get Rick or whatever the f**k? Why did she leave the farm alone like ten minutes after Rick left, again? It really makes no OH COOL ZOMBIE FIGHT LET’S WATCH THE ZOMBIE FIGHT: COOL ZOMBIE FIGHT!!! Lori stabs a walker through the eye with a screwdriver and shoots another one in the brain from up close, and the show banks on this action diverting our attention from the fact that there’s no reason for any of this to be happening in the first place. Shane, meanwhile, finds out that Lori is missing and immediately leaves the farm on his own and also crashes and gets lost! OH MAN!!!! Nah, kidding, though that would’ve been a ballsy move by the show that I kind of wanted to happen, just to have every other character keep leaving the farm alone in succession and getting in separate car accidents until the farm is just Carl sitting there chewing a hayseed really maturely. Actually, Shane quickly finds Lori, and when Lori says she’s not going back until they find Rick, Shane fibs her up real nice: When they return to the farm and Lori learns Shane lied, he admits “I knew it was the only way to get you back here,” though Lori correctly notes that at this point, Shane just can’t stop lying. He also, on a more sinister level, wants to make sure Lori and the baby are protected as the #1 priority and kiiiiind of doesn’t mind if Rick gets killed in the meantime so they can be together? THE PLOT THICKENS. Actually this was the subtext of the episodes before the Midseason break, but stuff’s just more out in the open now. THE PLOT RETAINS ITS CURRENT THICKNESS. The plot does gain about 2 millimeters of thickness when Carol confronts Daryl (Celeb Couple: Caryl) about his decision to deliberately isolate himself from the group, as he appears to be using his own belief that the group doesn’t respect him as a defense mechanism to absolve him from having to make any group leadership decisions. It’s kind of like being a blogger and being able to criticize everyone’s tv shows but never writing your own show so no one can make fun of you. Haha! WHO WOULD DO THAT??? Stupid Daryl. Daryl responds in Maximum Defense Mechanism form by ruthlessly insulting Carol for no reason: The next morning, just as Shane is about to get around to saving Rick’s life (“I’ll totally go rescue Rick tomorrow, and I’ll knock out those dishes. Also I’ll hit the Chase on the way back and get you that $20 I still owe you from the tickets…”), Rick, Hershel, and Glenn pull up to the farm unharmed, with their blindfolded refugee in tow. How did it take all night for the trio to get back to the farm? Didn’t it take Glenn and Maggie like an hour to get there and back on horseback, including f*ck time? No big deal, because the far greater question is, what are they gonna do with this stranger whose friends just vengefully shot at Rick and Hershel hours ago? What if they let him go and he leads his companions back to the farm? But how can they live with themselves if they don’t let him go, or if they just leave him to die alone in the open? Lots of good questions! At least the blindfolded prisoner isn’t Stanley Spadowski: Obviously, Shane is completely against the idea of keeping the prisoner, lashing out at Rick again for failing to make the hard decision and ridiculing their plan to rehabilitate this total stranger: In the most cathartic line of the episode, Hershel snaps back at Shane with an angry reminder that it’s still his farm and that he’s still in charge, and Shane makes that closed-mouth “Fine, I See How It Is” Shaneface like seven times and storms off to go shave his head even further to symbolize his continuing moral descent. The episode concludes with Lori and Rick sharing a tender, naked moment: Cute! Except then Lori brings up her earlier conversation with Shane where he kept repeating that the baby is his and he and Lori belong together, and she believes he’ll stop at nothing to make that happen and no one can trust anybody and probably Rick or Shane will have to kill the other eventually. Oh well! Looks like we’re gonna have to settle this with a good ol’ fashioned STUBBLE-OFF… Walking Dead Episode 9 thoughts? Favorite / least favorite parts? Stuff we missed? Predictions for the coming Rick / Shane showdown? Leave ‘em in the comments.

Maya Rudolph returned to SNL this weekend for an episode with a number of highlights (including Amy Poehler’s “Really?” Birth Control Rant), but I particularly loved her portrayal of her fellow first-namesake in this ad for the Maya Angelou wacky prank show, I Know Why The Caged Bird Laughs. Seriously, who wouldn’t watch this Maya Angelou prank show? I’m not just killing time in the short writeup thing before the video, I’m serious – someone pick this show up. IFC? FUEL TV? Smithsonian Pranks? Just keep having more of it happen:

Looking for something to do this President’s Day because you’re stuck doing work and/or forgot to plan a trip on the long weekend? Then why not honor our nation’s chief executives by learning all their names in order with this feverishly catchy “All The Presidents” song from Animaniacs. That is, if you don’t already know all the presidents’ names in order from having this song stuck in your head since the 90s. Then on Earth Day, we can learn all the countries. Or just bask in easy animated nostalgia. Hooray:

I’m playing this video on a loop every President’s Day from now til the day I die:

Off the heels of our highly necessary and Award-winning coverage of The 50 Most Ridiculous Outfits From Paris Fashion Week and The 1 Most Ridiculous Outfit From Rome Fashion Week, here’s the equally important third component of our “Whatever You Say, Fashion World” Trilogy – The 50 Most Ridiculous Outfits From New York Fashion Week 2012: 50. 49. 48. 47. 46. 45. 44. 43. 42. 41. 40. 39. 38. 37. 36. 35. 34. 33. 32. 31. 30. 29. 28. 27. 26. 25. 24. 23-21. 20. 19. 18. 17. 16. 15. 14. 13. 12. 11. 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. RELATED: How To Sneak Into New York Fashion Week (Pics via Getty Images)

You know those fun educational videos where one guy’s like “I don’t know what I’m doing!” and a magical dude snaps and appears and explains everything to the first guy then keeps snapping and they keep warping from destination to destination, learning about things along the way? Of course you do. Well, this video is the best one of those. It’s called “It’s A Snap,” and enjoying it is, in fact, a snap. I can’t offer much more description or make a better joke without giving away the video, so we’ll leave it there (Semi-NSFW): (Thanks, Matt N!)

I truly believe that Hilarious Late-90s Computer Things are the new Hilarious Early 1900s Olde Timey Things. Today’s proof? This Radiohead OK Computer FLOPPY DISK from 1997: Awesome!!! You can also type in a code to let you play the game Scorched Earth during “Karma Police”. I’m not sure if this is even real, but I don’t care. I want it to be, and I also want it. I WILL be the first person in Brooklyn with a prominently-displayed collection of floppy disk albums. (Kidding, obviously! The nine-hundredth.) (via Retronaut)

Growing tired of the “What Other People Think I Do” meme? If not, you will soon, and when that happens, here’s the official “meta- backlash” version to end all “What Other People Think I Do” photos (via We Know Memes): Ahh… Unnecessarily mean, sobering, and ultimately, kind of necessary. Maybe not quite yet, but the meme’s getting there with rapid speed, and if this continues on like the Sh*t ______ People Say extravaganza (someone I know just posted “Sh*t Israel Advocates Say” on Facebook yesterday), then we’re gonna need this photo sooner than later.

Coming This Summer… No, not really, just a dumb Photoshop we made that we figured the world needed. Hopefully some of you liked that and the rest of you just clicked on another thing and moved on so we can all still be internet friends. Friday!!!

@Jason_mraz and I went to Homecoming together! Annnd he let me feel him up on the first date. @VH1 #happyhour #bwe http://t.co/LcSl1oQW

Pomeranian Puppies: They’re just like us puppies! Here’s a 7-week-old Pomeranian reacting to a piece of broccoli on the floor with extreme suspicion and fearsome caution, much like any human child confronted with the same situation (you’re supposed to feed your kids on the floor, right? Definitely read that somewhere in a dream.) The only difference is, when Lil’ Pom over here goes wild and assaults the broccoli, it is frickin’ adorable. EXTRA DESSERT FOR YOU, cute thing that I can’t believe is an actual earthly animal and not a Tribble: (Daily Picks And Flicks, via The Daily What)