The David Paterson Scandal Joke Headlines Are On Their Way?

New Yorkers are still waiting for the Times to release their so-called “career-destroying bombshell” story about Governor David Paterson, which has been rumored to be everything from a sex scandal to a drug scandal to being the second gunman on the grassy knoll while having sex with drugs. Fortunately, we don’t have to wait for the [...]

Posted on February 9, 2010, 2:08 pm

Kate Gosselin?s New, Honest Book Cover

Here’s the cover to Kate Gosselin’s new book, I Just Want You To Know. Maybe I’m just bein’ a Skeptical Sam here, but it looks like she’s trying really, really hard to appear wholesome and likable:

Posted on February 9, 2010, 12:17 pm

New Aqua-Bus Makes Technology Of 30-Year-Old Bond Movies A Reality

The city of Glasgow, Scotland just unveiled a new line of Amphibious Buses designed to make expensive ferrys obsolete. It’s a true marvel of transportation technology, if we all pretend that Duck Tours and this don’t already exist: More pics of the Aqua-Bus in action below — now everyone’s daily commute will be like a Bond [...]

Posted on February 9, 2010, 12:06 pm

Martini Minute with New Kids on the Block: On Sex, Hangin? Tough & Debbie Gibson

If you would have told my 9 year old self that almost 20 years later I would be coming face to face (“Or breasts to face in some instances.” — 6 ft. tall me) with New Kids on the Block, I probably would have slapped you in the face, slammed my door, slapped some bracelets [...]

Posted on February 9, 2010, 11:25 am

Thanks For The Valentine?s Day Advice, Myspace!

Any time I receive emails from Myspace, I feel like I’m being contacted by a delusional ex-girlfriend who I wasn’t even that into in the first place and now doesn’t realize it’s been over for three years. This awkwardness is compounded when Myspace starts offering me suggestions about what I should be doing for Valentine’s [...]

Posted on February 9, 2010, 11:15 am

Brooklyn Decker?s Topless Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Cover

In its ongoing effort to be as close to porn as it can be without actually being porn, because it can’t be porn, even though all anyone cares about seeing is porn, Sports Illustrated unveiled the cover of its new 2010 Swimsuit Issue today featuring a topless Brooklyn Decker, wife of tennis star Andy Roddick: If [...]

Posted on February 9, 2010, 9:53 am

An Important Message to All of Our Readers

Because we don’t say it often enough… I’ve watched this 200 times in the past 45 seconds. (via Justin Purnell)

Posted on February 9, 2010, 6:39 am

The Super Babies of the Super Bowl LXIV

Last night’s Superbowl XLIV was watched by a record 106 million viewers, with almost half of those viewers likely being Ladies. You may not have realized this from the marathon of commercials showing women getting the ess kicked out of them, but indeed, there was a slew of Double-X Chromies tuned in. Sure, [...]

Posted on February 8, 2010, 3:57 pm

10 Super Bowl XLIV Pun Headlines

I gotta say, as a football fan, I was thrilled to biscuits about last night’s Super Bowl (expression for the new millennium), but as a connoisseur of forced puns, I’m somewhat disappointed with this year’s crop of Super Bowl headlines. Let’s take a spin through 10 Super Bowl pun/jokey headlines from major publications — they’re [...]

Posted on February 8, 2010, 3:30 pm

VIDEO: Never Look Into A Mirror When You?re In A Horror Movie, Dumbass

I have a sweet idea for a movie scene: Someone’s looking in the mirror, and you assume there’s no one behind them because why would there be? It’s just a mirror. Then they adjust the mirror slightly and OHMYGOD THERE IS IN FACT SOMEONE BEHIND THEM IT’S A MONSTER!!!!!!! Wait, it’s been done? How many times? (via [...]

Posted on February 8, 2010, 1:57 pm